Fan Fiction

Fan Fiction The Gospels and Acts, fan fiction for all, Written decades after the epistles of Paul. Paul knew nothing of Jesus’ life. Not his birth, his miracles, his disciples or his strife. So decades after he supposedly died, Believers craved more backstory, applied To the life of Jesus to make him seem, As great as any other god’s meme. Mark is the oldest, scholars agree. With Matthew and Luke using a tremendous degree, Of Mark’s tale of Jesus and we can see, Because Greek syntax is as fluid as a language can be. After Mark came Matthew and then came Luke. Only fundamentalists care to rebuke. So in reality we do not have three In the Greek it’s plain to see. Word for word, anyone can see, Only hard core believers will disagree. Matthew used ninety five percent of Mark, And in his account, he will embark, On adding to the tale, his own events, Making Jesus more divine as he adds his contents. Seventy five percent of Mark is in Luke, And of course, some want to refute This, but once again it’s in plain site, Accepted by most without a fight. Further what is seen in Gospels one and three, Is that even more of the words in those agree. About a quarter of Matthew and Luke’s two books, Are only found in these two, gadzooks! This means that Matthew and Luke, Are mostly the same and this is no fluke. Their goals were to add to each previous tale, And in their goals, they did not fail. So in the end it’s important to see, The synoptic gospels really aren’t three. Mimesis and additions, no matter the way, Just make our god the best to pray To. And keep in mind, this is all after Paul, Who says nothing of Jesus and Jesus’ cabal. So in the end, for all to see, It’s just fan fiction amongst the three.