Best Funnythanksgiving Poems
Our first lady Michelle from the white house.
Encourages healthy eating not souse.
Limbaugh cries idiot.
In the newspaper writ.
She was eating hamburgers with her spouse!
In Vale he said they were sking on snow.
Then eating ribs, he said on his show.
But how can he talk?
With his bulk hard to walk!
Having chest pains to the hospital did go!
"Food Nanny" Obama is saying,
Having barbeque won't be paying.
Have pie on Thanksgiving Day,
Said Michelle critics say,
Moderation?? To the dogs we're straying!
Santa was a fat cat
Who gave all his wealth away,
Taking toys to boys and girls
With his reindeer and red sleigh.
The pricey gifts for which kids asked
Put Santa in the hole.
He had to get himself a job
To stay off of the dole.
So now you find him hawking wares
Before Thanksgiving Day,
He knows he has to hustle
If he hopes to fill that sleigh.
Won 3rd place multiple tie .
For thanksgiving mama went to rehab and my brother went to jail
For Christmas Santa brought white jackets and bail
So we decided to make a resolution
Granny swore Christ would be our solution
Then it came summer and my cousin married the preacher
This year for our resolution I think we need a new teacher
A friend emailed and wanted to play
Tag for Thanksgiving day
He said are you game
Just give someone a name
So Sir John
The the game is on
I tag you Sir John the third
And oh my word
Hope that turkey got done
SO we can have some Thanksgiving fun.
Wishing all a very Happy Thanksgiving Day.