Best Froggy Poems

A young green frog
Strumming on a log,
His warbling sounds
Singing words of love.

Strumming and a crooning
He warbled long,
About the moon and the stars,
In his lovebird song.

He also sung about
His wetlands home,
Singing and a plucking
On his swampy roam.

Taken in by the sounds
Of this sweet melody,
Another green frog,
Swaying...

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(Froggy)
His  big crooked smile; the bump on his nose;
His extra large feet with short stubby toes.

Eyes sort of popping beneath eyebrows bushy;
A spare tire middle with such a small tushy!

His loud guitar music; his funny guffaw;
His love poems so cheesy that fill her with...

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He hatched from an egg, Froggy the cow,
He sometimes barked, or purred ‘meow’
On May 37, the month of Noctember
He tunnelled inside, and went into slumber...

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“Truth isn’t truth,”
that’s what some Cap’n Obvious toady recently said

He was pissy mad, when his angry tears wet the bed

Lieutenant Rudy Brown-Nose 
a has-been sniffing the swine caboose breeze:
Loco breath wafting 
between sulfuric methane,   prune puckered lips — 
sphincter pie holes half-closed

Politrician power...

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Jumping here, jumping there, 
Little froggy green, 
Without fear, without care
Jumping like a bean, 

Dancing here, dancing there, 
Singing ribbit song, 
Full of cheer, full of flair, 
Dancing like King Kong, 

Croaking here, croaking there, 
Having fun around, 
Call its peer, call its pair, 
Croaking...

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Once upon a time, I found this frog,
It was so cute, sitting on its log.
Ribbit ribbit it spoke to me,
Its words depressed anyone could see.
Ribbit ribbit it spoke again,
For it was asking to be my friend.
So I picked it up, and gave it my heart,
Until...

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 One Froggy Christmas Eve

A Frog went a-courtin' one Christmas Eve
Arms full of flowers for his latest squeeze 
She is a sweet tiny mouse who's named Jane
And lives in a tree house down Mouse-Hole Lane.

He held her tight beneath wintry moonlight
But then it snowed mercilessly...

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Froggy bottom chorus line was jazzy and smart
They obeyed with rhythm, they bogeyed with heart
They brought their dance routine to a whole new art
Choreography of their steps, courtesy of leader, McLart
This boggy chorus line danced nearly off the chart
Every one of them, even smart little...

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Froggy  with his eyes wide open
Met Ms Froggy  full of hopin’
Had a basket on his arm
On his way to Ms Froggy’s farm
A baloney sandwich made with care
A chicken leg that they could share
Strawberries and a watermelon
Milk – about a good half gallon
A lunch...

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Remember back when you were a kid
Every day was a wonderful adventure
Exciting things to explore and investigate
Do frogs have pearly white dentures

Or why do elephants weigh so much
Weight Watchers might do them some good
What about a nasty old lion's bad temper
Did they not have a...

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Froggy pulled the cork and it made a loud bang
The rest of the party yelled “oh my!” and “dang!”
Champagne for everyone, he yelled into the fray
Liquor does not suit me said persnickety Kay.

Kay would ruin a party no matter how much fun.
She always brought a...

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Foggy

Moggy 

Soggy

Froggy

Moggy doggy is somewhat foggy

Plays in soggy mud, comes back froggy

8/7/2019



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Not as much
where could it be
sound right
but something might be
fishy
congratulations: if it works!
keep up the good work
and don't get hurt
take sometime to check it out
look into what you're doing
tell me what it's about.
I hope in the end
you can say,
I did it all, I did it...

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Froggy went a courtin',
"Ribbit," he did sing,
altho' singing weren't his thing,
more like the punchline to a joke,
'Please don't smoke or I might croak.'
In the deep end of the pond
true love was his goal,
and by the dawn help to spawn
a few more tadpole souls.
Hopped on to...

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