Best Flyswatter Poems

Fly swatter soup. Yum. Yum.
My palette is smiling. Mm Mm….
A rare delicacy, found only in the Midwest
If you live across the road from a pig...

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Neither Tray or I take any guff from adults, especially adults in authority; it’s a result of having had the belt when you are young,...

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"Book Worms"   Posted 1 Feb 2021

i'm reading a book about anti-gravity      I can't put it down

that bio of...

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Disrupting the general flow of the ruby blaze,
As ghosts, there are shadows in the haze.
Air-filled skeletons, bone-filled skull,
Sneaking in the shadows, stained by the dull.

Alluding...

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Into The Heart Of A Soulless Existence

Damn these flies! 
There must be a half dozen of them 
Buzzing around my tiny room here, 
Buzzing and...

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There once was a little girl who played in walk in closets
She'd shut the door to the world outside because her mom
was neurotic and psychotic
And...

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Lazy Summer Day

Just another lazy summer day
In my hammock snoozing away.
A horde of nasty flies 
Decide to stop by. 
On my toes they want to...

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here we are
in bed sick together
all feeling bad because i gave this bug to you with no flyswatter
we both call in....thanking God it's Friday
we cough....we...

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Summer is a cricket's chirp,
the croak of a bullfrog's burp
and a sweet nightingale's twirp.

A season beyond compare,
when wildlife thrives everywhere
and flowers perfume the air.

The whoosh...

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Michael McGregor wielded a wild flyswatter
he used it in places he not aughter.
Each swat made a mess
causing wife distress 
so he up and ran off...

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my sigh of relief is 
my flyswatter of release
i wrap my left hand tightly 
around the handle and kill
all that blocks my forward
view

my sigh of...

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When he lies
It is because his punishments have been so severe, that he knows 
He saves himself from the
Flyswatter,
The belt,
The whip,
The chain, 
The out-of-control anger
Disapproval,...

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Their bridled haunt, each day may be their last; yeehaw.*
The narrow way, down mountainside, and clop of shoes.
The saddlebags dip left and right in gait...

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disturbing buzzes horror terror  
                   ...

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B rewing her potions one Halloween eve, Witch Hazel
R eceived a sting from a bee;
E liciting the response of a flyswatter smack.
V ulnerable bee, he...

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