Best Flyswatter Poems
Flyswatter SoupFly swatter soup. Yum. Yum.
My palette is smiling. Mm Mm….
A rare delicacy, found only in the Midwest
If you live across the road from a pig farmer.
Best eaten in July, when the flies are biting.
Stomached by only a few.
Yes, it is exactly as tasty as...
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Categories:
flyswatter, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form:
Free verse
SquishMichael McGregor wielded a wild flyswatter
he used it in places he not aughter.
Each swat made a mess
causing wife distress
so he up and ran off with their daughter....
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Categories:
flyswatter, betrayal, conflict, lost love,
Form:
Limerick