Best Flippin Poems

JED.

Jed the horse thief was a bit of a dope
Stole a pretty horse and tried to elope
Folk declared him a horse thief
And for giving them...

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God’s gift to the world
Casanova
Wanna-be as
With your playa-listic mentality
U make me third world country sick and ashamed that I ever crossed your path
Do me a...

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You can't fool a dancer,

hard reverb coming at you like Prancer-

welcome-wagon interstellar like Lancer-

holy demon! 
When did my steam stop? 

Holly weedin'! 
Where did you...

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The great hands of fate have squeezed their grip on this infallible date!
Make way, fermenting 7th, for the intolerable October the 8th! 
Far, far away...

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There Once Was a Lady Skydiver
Who Jumped Right Out Of a Glider
She Said Flippin 'eck
I've Broken My Kneck
And Now She Can See Right Behind Her...

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Conserve that dolla
Banks flippin and jobs trippin
Debt makes you holla...

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living in the flame 
rideing on top of that tidal wave
the invisible waves, rushing through
the saltless hot beachy sand 
Looking ahead as i saw that...

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I'm dreaming of bleeding
My hearts in receding
A darkness descending 
In chambers unending 
I just want to flippin die
It's so putrid, I could cry
Could you please...

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Got ya mind on yo money & ya money on yo mind

On time we kick it like right

Got hommies in the street rock rhymes right

Still...

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Today is her birthday 
I don't know what to say
Besides the obvious "Happy Birthday"
But what should I do?
Got flowers
Well dressed
Tie and Suit
Bought a few karats...

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Fugitive Forrest


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i swear to to tell the truth, the whole enchilada, nothing but it
dont short change yourself cause youre living on a budget
turning green, hulking out,...

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Anti-social at its finest
I'm Johnny Unitas
Nobody’s highness
I hate drugs
I hate when people rely on highness
Yes weed heads turn into junkies
My crush when I was 16...

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Michul Jordan you’re Tagged Mate !


Wots all this
I sed to meself in me wurst Inglish accent

Gorblimmey and lummy
Gimme a pint uh tea
An a cup uh...

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I breathe deeply,
Take a long blank,
Look into the night sky,
Ironically clear as day,
I Inhale.
The air is heated,
Smoke rising,
Sirens in the distance,
I don't care,
I blur it...

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