Best Flibbertigibbet Poems
In the spirit of dire news
he's holed his old souls!
Walking so hard and so long
through the coals.
But you cannot master fire
without mastering the wind;
a kink in the fate
of he who has sinned,
but does not believe
in the trouble he is in—
Coveting the secrets of sin
in his grin....
I sneer at the doctrine instilled therein.
Death to the messenger
Sends a message
Back to the sender.
I suppose I shall borrow his tongue for my blender.
Flibbertigibbet
a Limerick
By: Miracle Man
12-17-2019
She was flibbertigibbet or a female fool,
She used her men like they were her tool.
A heart like a stone,
She wound up alone,
And no longer does she resemble a jewel.
The Flibbertigibbet
Such a ludicrous name, unto you may never have been heard;
But The Flibbertigibbet Demon, lives in the land of words.
They hide there in The Thesaurus, in front of our eyes;
Like The Devils spies in paradise.
The bookworm with tapeworm, failed to see The Flibbertigibbet.
But then one day The Bookworm, just happened to come across it.
It stood out from the rest, because it didn’t sound human;
Then I read the description and it simply said Demon.
The demonic disguise, lead to the corruption of the mind.
It is now forever entwined, with the Flibbertigibbet inside.
(C)2011 Aa Harvey. All Rights Reserved.
(alternately titled:
this stoned temple pilot ready for Styx)
I hate tubby a nuisance
boot ma checking account...
suffered a major hit strafed
with a shock king
(difficult to absorb) 'bout
mid morning today August fourteenth,
tooth how sand eighteen
and got rushed with clout
to the nearest emergency triage facility,
the doctors (all
named Piggy Penny Banks)
shook their head with doubt
prognosis for recovery requires more'n
just a dime a dozen,
(or quarter back) appeal,
hence my plea for posting,
this helter skelter heroic measure
summarily and in fact
donate myself (earning Purple Heart
as a non veteran)
bone a (er) fide done deal
yea, aye even forgo thine
cock a doodle doo lil pecker,
which minimally doth
newt rue, stir, nor ring
atrophied house broken
barely visible prick tis docile, and
(like a game cock)
willy nilly able
at a moe mince notice
dir wreck lee (stand stiff)
head over heal
no...no..no, though
strut that eye feel rendered poverty stricken,
a sudden dark mood
finds me less eager tubby alive
asper thine primary (albeit only)
checking account poorly
weathered a kamikaze nose dive
with the plight of pennilessness
unexpectedly looming...
(parental advisory) breaking news at five,
when motley crews auto be buzzing
like a b52 sized bee hive
ah...mine posthumous fame,
and fortune posse sub bully
as palliative relieving
grave gallows humor
small consolation, whereat
I cannot fathom to facebook,
snapchat, nor do the shutterfly jive!
It's a good question; whom we can call it; possibly
a person who is irresponsible, constantly
talks too much, a flighty
scatterbrained psyche;
It's a slang term, for a person who is gossipy.