Best Flibbertigibbet Poems

In the spirit of dire news
he's holed his old souls!
Walking so hard and so long
through the coals.

But you cannot master fire
without mastering the wind;
a kink...

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Flibbertigibbet
a Limerick
By: Miracle Man
12-17-2019

She was flibbertigibbet or a female fool,
She used her men like they were her tool.
A heart like a stone,
She wound up alone,
And...

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The Flibbertigibbet


Such a ludicrous name, unto you may never have been heard;
But The Flibbertigibbet Demon, lives in the land of words.
They hide there in The...

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I am a kite
Top at the height
With the thread broken

I know no rules
I know no direction
I know no boundaries

Singing with the breeze
Dancing with the storm...

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South Of The (United States) Border...
(Reigns A Welter Of Disorder)

Caravans comprising multitudinous
     peoples plodded a steady course
analogous to iron filings drawn...

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A cartridge filled with a horde of shackled emotions, am I,
Trifle feelings loiter within me, until she elicits them out,
Wizened by time, she knows that...

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Friggity friggity!
MacRaith and O’ Tuama: 
poets incessant and
blabbering bores. 

Publican served insults – 
flibbertigibbeting.
Rhetoric ingrained dull;
flyting supreme!
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The limerick is an English comedic five-line poem. The...

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A flibbertigibbet is a whimsical thing

Made of all kinds of magical stuff

Like cotton balls and carpenter's glue

And bits of belly button fluff

They float above your...

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I have a strange malady
curiously effecting me
for I am very susceptible
to words of a variety

Words like cushlamachree
or hobbledehoy
give me such joy...
that my brain begins burbling
at...

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C'mon Gimme A Botox Smile!

'Pon bing asked by spouse, while she didst dock
and pooched herself abed 
handily at nine o'clock
to see "handsome" pedigree dentastix
dog face...

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F-lighty flibbertigibbet she
I-gnores social graces,
Z-ipping around in
G-iddy delight, she is an 
I-llusion our
G-aga girl....

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Rhyme
is not
the be-all
and the end-all –
the cadence supersedes, mellifluous.
Counting syllables, as superfluous
as the vowels
contained in
the word
queue.
Sounds
in chants
we danced to
before writing –
morae have primacy over meaning....

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She was a flibbertigibbet from the get-go,
Probably from the day they brought her home from the hospital.   I think this
was intentional, no foozle...

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Just Call Me A F*****G Hip Poke Writ

Oh flibbertigibbet
damn, heil (Stuart Little) let mice
self down dagnabbit,
no matter this lactose intolerant,

conscientious, consumer and avowed kit
and caboodle...

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A flibbertigibbet is a whimsical thing
Made of all kinds of magical stuff
Like cotton balls and carpenter's glue
And bits of belly button fluff

They float above your...

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