Best Fertilizing Poems

My cucumber needed hydrocarbon 
So, I thought to pee in my garden 
Thought my cucumber would grow 
But what did I know... 
My cucumber began to harden 

My tomatoes were as hard as a rock, true 
But I noticed they turned a dark blue 
When...

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It had been a bright and sunny day,
Looking thro’ the window listlessly,
Brooding over what life is after all,
Fumbling, rambling, finding no answer.

Suddenly I heard the noise of a machine,
Saw my neighbour mowing the lawn,
In the twilight of the clear day.
He had come to America for...

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