Best Ferrets Poems

I wanted a pet, but one more unique
than a bird or a dog or a cat.
So I went onto Craig’s List so I could seek
a ferret! Yes, I sure fancied that.

I found a ferret and bought him a leash,
but he’d slither away from my view.
He...

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My adorable one year old ferrets,
so cute and kind.
   Full of spirit and joy, always playful and mine.
They jump up and down, grabbing at each other.
   They weigh like two pounds.
Light on their feet, they hide and run around.
  ...

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nette onclaud
Contest Name	PERSONIFICATION OF JANUARY


Ferrets revenge

January made me sadder
February was very dark,
March had a little madness,
Ferret bit the postman aaark.

Chased the Postman up the footpath,
Stop ya whinging, letter carrier,
Cracking stockwhip round his earbones,
Flew down the footpath on his barrer.

Stockwhip in me house a cracking,
Ready for...

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There was a dying breed outside
The forest.
They rose with pallor relished
And true.
Like rhythmic bramble they 
Trotted through stream,
Mares and lovers gave way.
Rivered with Rilke,
A new day came to pass.
The ferrets of the un-furrowed brow
Gave brilliance to our every breathe....

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Insomnia- the madman napping in the attic.
Alarm clock set for a second past the ogre's hour...
His greasy head resting on a burlap bag. 
Filling with ferrets and rats-firecrackers for teeth.

The alarm goes off-he opens the bag.
Laughing while injecting with red bull and meth..
He lives to...

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Black-Footed Ferrets are listed as, endangered
and are the most endangered mammals, in Northern America
They inhabit the grasslands of, the Northern Great Plains
and are the only ferret species, native to Americas colonies

Native American tribes, landowners, conservation and organizations 
have given the black-footed ferrets, a second chance...

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Blinking Like Ferrets


I've been too busy
the last two years to chat
with anyone in the office.
Today, however, I pause
at the pencil sharpener
while my co-workers
calculate and jot.
It makes no difference, you see,
if I remain silent until retirement
or if suddenly I start talking again.

All we must remember is
that...

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