Best Ferrets Poems

I wanted a pet, but one more unique
than a bird or a dog or a cat.
So I went onto Craig’s List so I could seek
a...

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My adorable one year old ferrets,
so cute and kind.
   Full of spirit and joy, always playful and mine.
They jump up and down, grabbing...

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Wine ferrets out the truth
  Or so it is reputed
Like that which it seeks
  Wine works best -- undiluted...

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They pursued it with vigor, they pursued it with crass
They hunted with valor and hope
They proceeded with a dose of good Knightly sass
They chased it...

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Alligators, Aardvarks; Arctic fox and hare. Also Armadillos and Asses will be there!

Bobcats, Beavers, Boars; One Blue whale will do! Bovines and a Booby (maybe...

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I just found out two poodles that I bought
were ferrets!  Ay caramba! And guess what?

To make each one resemble less a rat,
they gave them...

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On the Sixth Day

On the sixth day God created the animals
Oh what fun creating the animals;
Rolled up each sleeve to create all the animals
On the...

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Will the human race actually feel triumphant 
with the extinction of our African elephant,

why don’t humans believe it’s preposterous 
that Earth only homes two hundred...

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Do you know the tale about the guy who thought
two small, cute, fluffy poodles he had bought?
But they were not two poodles, for in fact,
the...

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So you're stuck on 15-down...

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A post from the past.....just trying to put down all the ones I have written but deleted when I left the site for a while......this...

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I must stop this bell ringing
Take up with a choir, singing
Cos my sweaters are too tight
Boobs look like ferrets having fight.


Penned 24/08/2014...

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Ferret Legging
You never know what you’ll find on the net
Nothing much surprises me there and yet
I found a sport that takes no native skill
Just a...

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One for the kiddies or kiddies at heart!




There's a bunch of furry animals

Running around our house

Cats and dogs and ferrets

And even a little mouse!

Now Mom...

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This one was inspired by "Pets" contest
(But was written in an unacceptable form)


I use to have a dog
A rabbit, pig and frog
A couple of ferrets...

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