Best Fast And Loose Poems

It was way after eight, at the Cat in the Hat.
    The whole plaice was swimming, quoth the mackrel to sprat.
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Two sisters it seems lived near Bowling Green;
Each a beauty in every way.
One fair it is told with hair of pure gold,
Eyes blue as the...

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Long tennis matches stretch on and on for love of deuce,
While endless freight trains mercifully end with a little red caboose.

Domestic snits could be shortened...

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When I see you in the broad daylight
Your long,ratty beard gives me a fright

You keep critters in there just for play
They won't hurt a thing,you...

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There was a great Chief named Many Papoose,

   Who with many brave's squaws played fast 'n' loose!

      When...

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The day was hot and reckless
And I?  I felt the same
I was feeling young and feckless
The day, it was to blame

The evening too was...

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There was a young man lived under a curse,
For having the gall to tempt fate.
He's played fast and loose with the daughters of whose,
Was a...

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His warriors called him Chief Randy Moose

   Since with young maidens he played fast and loose

      He was...

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Illegitimacy

Prostitution is 
As old as humanity
Girls sell for a price

Food and sex is a precarious combination 
Man and beast sailing in the same trepidation

Among beasts...

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hanging out
that’s what we do
pondering glory and greatness,
drinking nostalgia from a plastic cup 

that clock ticks,
that song plays,
cross our t’s and dot our i’s
play fast...

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Old Soldier's Disease:
Civil War soldiers would march
Pick and eat cherries

No toilet for them
No toilet paper either
Just woods, trees and leaves

The result's the same
Out fast and...

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From Orion, this light has came. To traverse, around the Earth.
Hands glowing. What does is it mean, when they begin to beam!
From my hands, to...

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The lack of effort
required to do
the daily tasks
expected of you

Has withered both
your mind and strength
Your life cut short
from greater length

Your struggles are 
emotional
To ease, ...

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Two sisters it seems lived near Bowling Green,
Each a beauty in every way.
One fair it is told with hair of pure gold,
Eyes blue as the...

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I hate to look in the mirror
Afraid to see the truth
My conscience isn't clear
I play fast and loose

I know I changed my identity
When I was...

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