Best False Teeth Poems

Grandma Strong from Kurrajong
Wore a set of false teeth,
Each night she'd take them out
To give her mouth relief.

She'd put them in some water
To keep them nice and clean,
When she woke she'd brush them
And put them back where they'd been.

However this night it was very cold,
Her teeth froze in the water,
Still the same when morning came,
The...

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Washington wore fake teeth as voiced beneath,

   But with sagacious thoughts did us bequeath!

      And after profound weighing,

         It just goes without saying:

            Truer words were ne'er said through...

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First hosting angels with God and son
Then I'd become a glimmer in my father's eye
Met my mother then I arrived
A babe with NO teeth
At age of three I have some bones
Cartilages harden made of marrow
A babe first cut my tooth
On a chicken bone when left alone
As my molars chew the marrow
Ate crackling-bread and while still...

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THINGS NOT  TO  USE  FALSE  TEETH  FOR

Well for starters, some things are obvious, see?
Wouldn’t   advise anyone, not just me,
To be a circus rope-twirler holding the rope in me teeth
When there’s no net beneath.
Also inadvisable to try to bend iron bars  
With teeth, as top performers do -...

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There once was an old woman from Madrid
Husband disapproved everything she did
Cereal's too cold
Meat's too old
One day in anger his false teeth she hid...

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Though many times Cletus O'Toole was somewhat uncouth,
He could always be relied upon to tell the truth.

No better legacy to his progeny could he bequeath,
Than that of, "Truer words were never spoken thru falser teeth!"...

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She didn't find her teeth under the seat
But she was hungry and wanted to eat
Some smoke neckbones and brown rice
But she also had to think twice
Had to eat soft meat
Because she had no teeth
To keep from cutting her gums
That would have made her mouth numb
...

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