Best Fall Guy Poems

I hate the cold weather, whether to say the least,
the cold weather hates me, i slipped and fell last week,
plus the warm weather's better, i'd...

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This is about the three, who had a master's degree, very snooty and got great glee treating people crappy.

They stayed busy as a bee with...

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I may be all wet, but I sure ain't no bluenose!
And, while it's none of my beeswax,
Let's have a bull session-lesson !
Take a gander around,...

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fall guy

hung high


(Gunpowder plot)...

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Recently WSJ in USA publicised a jaw dropping expose..
Of financial irregularities involving the nation of Malaysia...

To date it is the biggest ever case of money...

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Humpty Dumpty never ever sat on a wall 
In reality he was very much an odd ball
I understand he drank far too much alcohol
And he...

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Did not take long, they came in a fancy ride
Two young punks, prison tattoos and did not say much
It was hot and I had to...

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I am a successful surgeon
but In reality I am a failure.
For I pay for the company of life.
I pay to be human,
pay for the understanding
that...

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Dreaming shows you many hidden things in your mind; it opens you to alternative thinking…
What are friends? Are friends someone you can trust? What is...

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You got your patsy finger 
pointing at me,
but what about your 
other three pointing back

I don’t have to be 
a math genius
to thumb my nose...

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envelope rhyme

Humpty Dumpty, brave fall guy
attended the King's Christmas ball.
He never guessed his downfall,
empty headed, brain gone awry.

Humpty Dumpty's sneaky try,
bucking the Queen's serving line,
“Expelled!...

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I am a successful surgeon
but In reality I am a failure.
For I pay for the company of life.
I pay to be human,
pay for the understanding
that...

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Is it love that made me become a fall guy to alter ego?
Or my sober search for all truth behind those random emotions
Could I convince...

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Mammonite Flash
Masugan-ah suganah suganah suganah
suganah suganah suganah

A Mammonite said he was a Baptist
Another one said that he was cool
this one said he was Catholic
and that...

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I got friggin heebie jeebies

Cuz buzzards circle o'er me
eyeing these lovely bones prithee
id est Roy L. T. Canard, Si
hence impossible mission 
to be lovey dove...

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