Best Fall Guy Poems
I hate the cold weather, whether to say the least,
the cold weather hates me, i slipped and fell last week,
plus the warm weather's better, i'd rather sweat than freeze,
put the ice in my drinks not in my socks and sleeves,
the reason i feel this way, stems from two things,
maybe i'm a fall guy, with wants to see some leaves,
or i just miss the summer days with vitamin ray beams,
either reason or way my thoughts remain oblique,
because i hate the cold weather and cold weather hates me.
Categories:
fall guy, autumn, december, february, funny,
Form:
Free verse
This is about the three, who had a master's degree, very snooty and got great glee treating people crappy.
They stayed busy as a bee with plenty of money, couldn't see the forest for the trees, they remained peewee.
Couldn't figure why life had gone awry, even though they were very sly life kept giving them a black eye, they were petrified.
Life had put 'em on their knees. Then they started to foresee life's not just about the three. So they made a decree and became devotees.
Then kissed the old self goodbye, the wrong they rectified, life became clear skies.
Now if you don't want to be the fall guy, getting high on your own supply while life is keeping you on stand by. Then you.must come to agree. Life is the Queen Bee and there's much more to life than the three.I, My...ME!
Categories:
fall guy, blessing, celebration, conflict, dedication,
Form:
I may be all wet, but I sure ain't no bluenose!
And, while it's none of my beeswax,
Let's have a bull session-lesson !
Take a gander around, and tell the guy with the cheaters
I'll give him an ear-full, if he'll just hang around
There's a gatecrasher here..., I heard, on the level
He's zozzled on hooch, a big lollygagger!
He staggered in blotto, with a ciggy on his lips
Sipping on bootleg, and lookin' for whoopee!
He's the fall guy, (I've heard), for a weird, double cross
Here comes the hoofer, the one with the gams
That vamp is a pushover, a gun- moll, man chaser
A real hotsy-totsy!, she dresses real spiffy
Her toy is a shiv, she's the Jane, Real McCoy,
makes a sap out of guys, who carry a torch
Bumps them off, on their own front porch !
And that's the "Big Cheese", who runs the speakeasy
He thinks he's high hat, but is full of baloney
He gives all the dames, the real "heebie-jeebies"
Just a poor drug-store cowboy... filled with nothin' but hooey
Hard-boiled. they come, gold-diggers and hoods
I've been beating my gums, and I'm dying of thirst
This is the berries, been the real bees knees!
Oh, it has been swell, while chewing the fat!
But, facts are the facts, on the up and up
Well, bye, Buttercup,......the jig is up
I'm serious Sam, in a serious jam
The truth of the matter is, that I'm on the lam
You don't know for nothin', stay out of a pickle !...
Remember my friend, don't take wooden nickels !!
______________________________________________________
For Deb's Contest: Talk The Talk, Walk The Walk (1920's Slang)
6/14/15
Categories:
fall guy, funny, people, drug,
Form:
Free verse
Humpty Dumpty never ever sat on a wall
In reality he was very much an odd ball
I understand he drank far too much alcohol
And he also suffered from high cholesterol
He switched places, someone was his fall guy
And this fall guy told everyone that he could fly
His head got smashed in, the eggspert did die
Now he’s been scrambled and resides in the sky
In truth Humpty’s deception could never be foiled
for if he sits out in the sun he’d soon be hard boiled
the mystery of humpty Dumpty Contest
sponsored by Faraz Ajmal
6/28/18
Categories:
fall guy, fun, humorous, nursery rhyme,
Form:
Rhyme
fall guy
hung high
(Gunpowder plot)
Categories:
fall guy, history, people
Form:
Light Verse
Recently WSJ in USA publicised a jaw dropping expose..
Of financial irregularities involving the nation of Malaysia...
To date it is the biggest ever case of money laundering ...
The scale of which involved investigations in 7 countries..
From prim and proper, squeaky clean banking in Singapore...
To Australia, Luxemburg, Hongkong, Seychelles Islands ...
Thailand and the parking of millions in USA as investments...
Via convoluted trails of cross border movement of monies..
A sovereign fund vehicle by daylight was a conduit for money crimes....
A nation's sovereign fund that was promoted to be a investment vehicle...
For all Malaysians to ultimately benefit from its financial ventures. ..
But now following this WDJ report, the **** has hit the ceiling fan...
It is no longer hearsay or inuendoes or even forged documents to begin with..
WSJ has unerringly uncovered the money trails across the different nations..
Now the whole world knows who the culprits and wolves at the helm...
And the main players behind this ingenious plan to siphon out money...
Like a tale in the Arabian nights, there is an Arabian prince and his sidekick...
Throw in a chubby guy who threw Hollywood parties, and a fall guy so slick...
The whole gang conjured money in billions with government guarantees....
Now Malaysians are saddled with a monstrous billions in debt guarantees...
While major billions are long gone ,billions appeared in some bank accounts..
WSJ and US Department Of Justice soundly declared kleptocrazy there...
O yes, if you wish for a positive angle to this sorry episode of money swindling...
We are tops in the world for the sheer audacity of this money laundering scheme...
Malaysia Boleh...
Categories:
fall guy, community, friend,
Form:
Free verse
Dreaming shows you many hidden things in your mind; it opens you to alternative thinking…
What are friends? Are friends someone you can trust? What is trust? What is trusting? I've always asked myself this, but never really answered it... Friends are always something I have struggled with.
How does someone become your friend? Is it an unspoken thing? A mutual agreement? A strive to be popular? Or is it a feeling that everyone has?
Throughout my elementary years I had 6 friends. Brandon, Mattia, Isaac, Matthew, and 2 girls, Emily and Sydney. When I hit 5th grade, Isaac, who was my best friend, moved away.
I had one big problem, people who I saw as friends, weren't really friends. There were a lot of things said behind my back and people would use me as a fall guy.
Onto my dream...
My dreams as a kid, before I trained myself to lucidly dream, were, as far as I knew, real. And to be honest, for the most part I don't know what was a dream and what wasn't...
I remember the new "cool" game to play was ZAP... If you don't know what zap is it is pretty much you put a name on a hand and a time and they can't look at it until that time or they must ask them out. This also happened to be the time the term "gay" had hit my school, so I had a guys name written on my hand. So once I found out what it was I went and washed it all off. so as we went back in class everyone who fell to peer pressure which was pretty much everyone but me got in trouble.
Now I told the teacher I had it at one time but I washed it off at lunch because Iw anted to be honest.... She just said that was the right thing to do.... But everyone started laughing at my calling me gay and such because it was a guys name... So when asked who satarted it someone said ask the gay kid.... Well of course I got blamed with it so I was sent to the principal with not one, but two reasons to be in trouble... I woke... got ready for school, and as I was getting to school guess what I saw? A new friend, and its name was Zap.....
What is a true friend? Is it someone who will stand for you? Someone who is always there? Do you have a true friend? Do you trust that person? Now answer that again, do you really? Ask yourself a third time, how do you really know they are your friend?
P.S. Thank you all for all the support, I have really appreciated all the positive feedback on my work... Jarrod D.~
Categories:
fall guy, childhood, education, fear, friendship,
Form:
Free verse
envelope rhyme
Humpty Dumpty, brave fall guy
attended the King's Christmas ball.
He never guessed his downfall,
empty headed, brain gone awry.
Humpty Dumpty's sneaky try,
bucking the Queen's serving line,
“Expelled! out back, you shall dine!”
close by yon royal pig sty.
Humpty Dump, give us a clue,
"Why did you behave so rudely?"
Your etiquette, so crudely
like a simple, naïve ingenue.
Humpty Dumpty then stone-walled
devouring a dozen eggs
plus twenty-four chicken legs
Sprawled thither on stone wall, he stalled.
Thus, Humpty Dumpty got bumped,
a bold nudge from one palace horse:
"Noble king cannot endorse
a cannibal, so totally stumped.”
December 17, 2019
Categories:
fall guy, 11th grade, metaphor, nursery
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
You got your patsy finger
pointing at me,
but what about your
other three pointing back
I don’t have to be
a math genius
to thumb my nose at that
Always trying to spittle throw
the dung blame my way
Funny how it Pinocchio nose
blows back in your face
Foggy be the pale moonshine truth,
misty spoken by you
Ear noise, so 100 decibel fool proof:
Murmuring telly boo
Wave the crooked finger,
lip foist the fall guy
Foul windpipe harbinger,
guttural gloomy sky
Pirate odds is pigeon dropping,
parrot dice blowback
Polluted cheeks botox flapping,
brumous noise attack
Disingenuous index keep spinning downward,
how retrograde
does your ill swarm tongue flies
But[t] the puff evidence is blowing backward;
murky lip trade
always traffic in constipated lies
Categories:
fall guy, allusion, humorous, parody, word
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Did not take long, they came in a fancy ride
Two young punks, prison tattoos and did not say much
It was hot and I had to stay cool
"Chris, are these the gentlemen from the South side"
"Don't mind me boys, I use this old cane for a crutch"
Wanted to let them know, my Mama did not raised a fool
Like a drug scene out of a movie, I had to think fast
"Hey Old Dude, you want us to get it out"
"No Son, just leave it in the car"
Cold water running through my veins, like a gun fighter in yesterday's past
"Give me a minute, takes me awhile to move about
"Most have caught you a pretty penny for this car"
Both had their right hands at their waist, like ready to draw
The shotgun was in the back seat of the car
"Gentlemen, this a fine piece of artillery"
"But I need the cash and that is the final straw"
"Sorry boys, but that is all that I can do"
"This old hot Sun sure is misery"
I knew that it was stolen or maybe used in a crime
Eye balls don't leave finger prints, never touched it
Cause they were wanting this old white boy for their fall guy
"Sorry men, maybe some other time"
"Got to have some dollars to show a profit:
"So adios, how us old white folks say good bye"
Categories:
fall guy, lifeme, old, me, old,
Form:
Mammonite Flash
Masugan-ah suganah suganah suganah
suganah suganah suganah
A Mammonite said he was a Baptist
Another one said that he was cool
this one said he was Catholic
and that one said he was a Jew
yeah, the Mammonites wear many disguises
and I guess it aint nothing new
Mammonite Flash
Masugan-ah suganah suganah suganah
yeah!
The politician said he was a patriot
think he's loyal to his money or you
is this a government for and by the people
or are worlds corporations enslaving you to
Mammonite Flash
Masugan-ah suganah suganah suganah
yeah!
Bank of America took more than my calculator could calculate
and when they were asked where did it go
their spokesman cleared his throat
and said we really don't know
since when did they miss a penny
while keeping track of their money
seems the mammonites have developed an appetite
I hope he's satisfied and no longer hungry
like the little ones out in the streets
and others with no electricity
no programs to those in shock and pain
not even a fall guy to blame
Mammonite Flash
Masugan-ah suganah suganah suganah
yeah!
Categories:
fall guy, social, song-lyric
Form:
Lyric
Is it love that made me become a fall guy to alter ego?
Or my sober search for all truth behind those random emotions
Could I convince myself of the extreme pleasure and happiness?
When the ground beneath my feet turns to sand with its uncertainty;
Is it a crisis of relationships I never foresaw?
Or a total disbelief within its wonderful existence
Could there be darkness in jealousy before the breaking of light
Like a bolt of hope dead before the night descends with the black clouds.
Is time the eternal truth playing to mimic our future actions?
Imprisoned within its unique reality, our fourth dimension!
Categories:
fall guy, lifetruth,
Form:
Free verse
New poem..
Rage On...
Go ahead set me up to be your fall guy
Go ahead groom that person and make it right
There is no strategy no secret keeping that doesnt give off the truth
Nothing will set you free until you find yourself
Find yourself,yourself
The target of your paper genius
The strand of hope that life wont leave you watching
We got it
The anthropy of a human lie
A strategy conspire
We got it all
In shadows of minutes gone by
In moments of true nature and then gone
Artificial joy
Touch any human who has no feelings
You find out why
Turned into where normal once belonged
Categories:
fall guy, abuse, anxiety, books, caregiving,
Form:
Free verse
Most of us watch as we see waif!
If you could not support rights,
Do not be confused nor washed away in the flood
Be silent
Do not wrongly promote evil nor fall down on,
Be not a man who fallaciously fall guy
Be a man of big family
Categories:
fall guy, poets,
Form:
Free verse
William Barr told Congress a lie
And Mitch Mc Connell knew why
Who cares if they lied?
That's GOP pride!
Giuliani finds a fall guy!
Categories:
fall guy, political,
Form:
Limerick