Best Fah Poems

Don’ wanna bee roun ewe noh moh.
Don’ wanna see da trajuhdee dats heded,
At yah doh.
Ewe wuz vary ahful tah mi,
God’s chile. Eye didden doyah nuttin.
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Yah...

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GRAN’S LAST MESSAGE

Seems smelly old Gran wrote a note before she died the second time, it was found on her when the army picked up...

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Doh   Doh Doh  …. Oh…..oh….oh
              starts to sing in...

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Boom-dee-adda, boom-dee-adda, ziss-boom-bah
Halleluiah, hip-hooray and do-re-me-fah-lah

Betcha can't guess why my spirits are flying high
My uncle left me scads of dough, a happy dude am I

Let...

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CHILDREN  !   SING    TO    RHYME 


          ...

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Sing a song,
To woo you all night long.

The singer enrapturing and beautiful,
Sending her love for song.

To her audience,
Man to adore and so much more.

The serpent...

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The root of my core
The Strong Tones open door
the color blood Red
DOH see doh C said

The sacred Orange globe
The Buddhists robe
The juicy fruit of life...

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Little tradition based on folk art and literature
Now surpasses the elite tradition in Vedas
Fah lah lah lah where dowries are often given back. 
Where the...

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Being quite circumspect,
I've come to suspect
I'm far from perfect.
But with all due respect,
I humbly reject
Any who would inspect
Then collect 
And correct
All aspects
Of my defects.
Except,
I expect
Those...

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in a food processer
combine
16 jumbo shrimp
1/2 cup of cilantro
1/2 cup of dehydrated onion
1/2 cup of dehydrated garlic
3/4 cup of lemon juice
1/4 cup of lemon zest
3/4...

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1 gunshot, a shell hit’s the ground
2 gunshots, a No one else is around
Cries and screams cuz mah uncle just got shot down
Aint no happy...

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My twin and I celebrated our birthday together.
Fah Lah Lah Lah Lah. whoppee dee dee! 
We have not done this for around thirty years or...

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Built our first house with lots of blahs
Many blacks and whites, no fah—lah-lahs.
My husband had a lot to say,
He rather insisted on his way.

Our second...

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Christmas time oh, fah lah, fah lah.
Everyone loves it lah dee dah, lah dee dah.
Except those who are planning suicide today.
It’s more prevalent than you...

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taking an
ordinary
stick and
stuttering
didn't do
the trick

sssstick

so this
time i
took the 
gag from
my mouth
pronouncing

sssshtuck

what the fah
kidding i did
it again then
realized that
i needed to be
juggling at the
same time and
out...

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