Best Facetious Poems

There is a solace in his silence, a servant of his solitudes,
As he comforts in compliance, a jester to the multitudes…
He stands alone a neophyte,...

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Axe the old Don, a trump peter n piper
   of incredulous hellish crud - be gone
ha air brushed pompous ****
   Sunkist...

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Softly
Sweetly
Caressing my soul
Silently, I shudder
I am blinded
By the sun in my eyes
As I look at you
And what is it I see
An old friend
A stranger
Funny, I...

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Remember my words of wisdom today,
For i plead for your sanity to stay,
Being in love means unlimited boundries,
Excruciating pain yet ultimate surrender,
Forgive me for what...

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The ambiance of beautiful love,
cannot be erased by trash talk.
Tis the feast and forte of a peasants' walk.


Were you actually there that spring night?
Whence cometh...

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Storms of the soul invade my perception
Yearning for a personal resurrection.
Fragmented emotions dangle from each new face
Leaving me in an empty place.
Fires once ignited grow...

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I kept searching for years when the answer I seek was so near. I kept looking for a profound  answer but found myself on...

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The odor I get The more pungent I get,                ...

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I'm Leo the Lion, I am, I am
From the mystical world of the Astrology
I'm generous, strong and warmhearted
That's if you believe in symbology

Not making this...

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Of all the minin' camps in old Colorady, the town of Tin Cup was truly,
With all its gamblin' halls, brothels and sleazy saloons the most...

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THINGS  I  DON’T   UNDERSTAND *  


First the facetious stuff then the seriously bad * 
Moralizing  punch  line which...

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I'm too tired to write this poem
with meaningless words and
clauses. Showy, proper diction
feigned through years of misuse

I am too tired to think up
the crypt -...

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The ancestral house seemed smaller, today seen with eye glasses
The pathway seemed shorter, the mangoes grow loftier
It was once open field across the hill
Mushrooming subdivisions...

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I'm Leo the Lion, I am, I am
From the mystical world of the Astrology
I'm generous, strong and warmhearted
That's if you believe in symbology

Not making this...

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We all want to have the perfect shape, the media
Are at fault, they use the young as their tool,
Making some gents and ladies look like...

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