Best Elbow Poems

I’ve developed tennis elbow; it really is quite sore
It’s a medical condition that I’ve never had before

So I went down to the doctor and knocked upon his door
It’s a common ailment, he’s seen it many times I’m sure

He wrote me a prescription; oh boy he’s...

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Two brothers named Mischa and Sam
Collided elbows with a bam
Both jumped in the air
Said, “This isn’t fair”
Then switched seats to eat eggs and ham...

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water still runs clear 
each year water’s source recedes
global change required...

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In this ever-changing world of entertainment any day 
An artist could accomplish what he once thought 
Was an impossible feat with a little elbow grease 
And dedication you may gain a reputation 
For being remarkable you'll see 
With the right preparation there's no limitations
On who...

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Baggy elbow
Whisking a wow
Flapping & flopping
Constrained by conforming
With ambition

Baggy elbow
Blowing a bow
Swinging & swagging 
Hung from haggling
With normalcy

Baggy elbow
Trying a toe
Cracking & creaking
Tired from trusting
Itself...

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albanese thought it good?
He'd have a go.' In hollywood.!
A replacement Elmer Fudd was needed
He'd be famous rich as Croeses.!
But things didn't go; just as they should..

He tried to voice a deeper tone
More gravitas..  Was that swift Flown!
He failed in mission; accomplished nil.'
He then retreated,...

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Left Elbow

Sometimes my left elbow has a 
major division of 
sound problem. I blame it on 
some of 
the official decisions passed by 
law-making bodies.
...

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There was a little girl I knew
Whose smile so brightly grew

She listened to her Mom and Dad
Was always good and never bad

Once, she cleaned the oven interior
But, soon was feeling quite inferior

Her scrubbing and rubbing concluded
With her so sure she had been deluded

Nothing she did...

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