Best Egg On Your Face Poems

When three friends entered the egg and spoon race
Pooh did not think that his pals stood a chance
he's so convinced that he’d come in first place
he’d pre-prepared a new victory dance

 
Pooh did not think that his pals stood a chance
Until he dropped his boiled...

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You are an atheist and you say that religion is a fraud.
You say that I'm full of crap because I believe in God.
You say that God is fake and that he didn't create the Human Race.
But when the Second Coming arrives, you will have egg...

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The egg is a food
That can befoul your mood
When rubbed on your face
   You're completely disgraced...

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Why did she think me 'peculiar'
             when 'odd' or 'strange' would do
           
          I...

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