Best Duchesses Poems
We Must Make Way For Princes and Paupers,
Yes Pave Way, Blaze the Paths for Dukes and Drinkards,
Duchesses and Their Harem Of Rowdy Wanton Belles,
Who is She A Dame or A Damsel,
In Relating My Jaguar To Your Aspen We delved into spelling out the qualities of
Their Opel,Citroen and his Jagged Hummer,
Who Will quell This Auto Duel Maybe A Benz,Toyota or A Funny Looking
Volkswagen.
Angels that sat to crack and eat nuts,a sequel to the Epic "The Squirell",
Estates Reserved for the Esquire,One How many beds didst he deem to sleep a
Night..
Your Nutty Officials,Their Sherriffs and Our Squires,
Issues We sat In saliency to discuss In Atlantis And The Consorted Eighteen
Galaxy League,
Their Medula Lacks One and More Attractions..Hehawed Without a Glorified
Nebulae..A Glitter to Sparkup Our Day,
Allow me beat these drums to herald the coming of My Asteroid Race Friends.
Friends Who deemed it feat to pay us Two Salient Visits,
Passing The soul of Man Intelligence..And Deep Understanding to matters we all
had a light Alienated Idea Of...
Speaking of our Salient Meetings..I Foresee your Frighted Thinkings,
Augmented Thoughts In Wild Ratings..Men's Forbidden Call To Eat Warranted
Fruits..May the Father Grant Men The Sight To See Through in Wisdom and More..
Men who have set the pace and Our Forever Lessons,
For Many are the Hurdles that Wise Men Scale To Achieve Perfection..
Let Guitar Strings Strum Slow Waltz,
To Enable Webster's Tricks and Magic in Grammer's Slow Rock,
Maybe Writing To Heads That have Seen The More..
Stiil I bid Godspeed To The Morrow And More..Selah.
Categories:
duchesses, adventure, education, happiness, science,
Form:
Ballad
There once was a princess
Who lived in a far away land
She wore the most gorgeous burgundy dress
And she took off her shoes as she walked in the sand
She grew up around a family of duchesses, princesses and queens
Who told her to be lady like around guests
But she strived to be nothing but a king
And he did just that and nonetheless
He began to try on dress shirts and fitted pants
And he felt right at home
He could then hear the chants
He had more fans of his own
Now it was time for his royal crowning
By the ocean with the coral reef and the sharks
He stood tall and spoke his words without drowning
“I am King Skylark.”
Categories:
duchesses, hope, princess, youth,
Form:
Rhyme
It's a topsy-turvy world
Once-straight hair's now curled
From a putrid drop does
a precious newborn unfurl
Pry open the menacing clamshell
to remove a shining pearl
Swoops in an airborne twister
even rocks and boulders do whirl
Today mere commoners become
princesses, duchesses or earls
Benders transform lumps of food
into refined, delicate swirls
But poor girls' dreams die
in doughty aprons of working girls
burying rich visions of
fancy ballerinas who twirl
Categories:
duchesses, change, people, society, world,
Form:
Monorhyme
Another Hollywood Set
What I know about England is notoriety
So you must be member of some society
And list of them was trying to compile
For women was biscuit and men sun dial.
How about lunch of biscuits in a basket
Have hour glass and be sure to ask it
And now wonderful self do grab hold
There have one for fortunes to be told.
Vibrant England even has a vestry board
Dukes, duchesses and looks like a Lord
Had heard about a nice, neat little boy
Who they liked to call Lord Fondleroy.
Who would want to fondle Roy anyway?
See him ride off on horse and hear say
Due to many difficulties and deep regret
They went and killed my favorite pet.
A fine, passing fancy it just became
My horse is a man and not a dame
And to heaven horses they never let
Saved cadaver for another Hollywood set.
James Thomas Horn, Retired Veteran
Categories:
duchesses, humorous,
Form:
Couplet