Best Dressing Down Poems

A naturist vicar from Bude
Was working and caught preaching nude
Though he wore his dog collar
The Archbishop did holler
‘Your sermon was terribly rude’

The Archbishop he wore a fixed frown
and gave him a stern dressing down ...
When you stand in the pulpit
you should wear your full kit...

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Hold my head for me, dear 
For I've been trying not to lose it 

The words on my tongue 
Are no longer silver-plated 
No longer sugar-coated 
Still there remains 
Some sweetness 
In being plain human 
I do not wish to call it nectar 
I do...

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