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Premium Member Snow White and the Seven Dorks
A magic mirror told the queen that Snow White was the fairest in the land!
This put Her Majesty in a terrible snit and to the woods she had her banned!
She hired a hit man to have Snow White slain but he'd have none of that!
He...

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Categories: dorks, funnyhome, snow, home, snow,
Form: Rhyme
When Dorks Collide
Enjoying days so cold
Always finding entertainment
When we work together
We watch our happiness fly.

We cherish these days forever
Not forgetting the wonderful time
We never want to let go of the days
When dorks collide....

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Categories: dorks, friendship, happiness,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Dorks and Spoons
Milton’s Dork had a brother in Troon
Who had hoped he’d be cuddling soon
With a cute dominatrix
Who hailed from The Matrix
Until she said, “There is no spoon!”

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(Inspired by ‘The Town Dork’ by L Milton Hankins)...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: dorks, humorous,
Form: Limerick

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