Best Doornail Poems
Below are the all-time best Doornail poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of doornail poems written by PoetrySoup members
Doornail - Love Song From a ZombieDOORNAIL (love song from a zombie)
I’m alive despite the rigors
Day by day believing
In a world so fraught
With each and every...
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Categories:
doornail, allegory,
Form:
Narrative
Commercial Slam - Part IiI JUST CAN’T HELP IT, YA KNOW?
Elderly Lady: Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
First Alert: Duly noted, will there be anything else?
Elderly Lady:...
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Categories:
doornail, angst, funny, how i
Form:
Light Verse
Oh, Christmas TreeAn unusual thing occurred at our house Christmas Eve.
It caused us anger, it was enough to make us grieve.
We waited to the last minute for...
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Categories:
doornail, christmas, tree,
Form:
Couplet
Commercial SlamAN APPOINTMENT WITH DR. VIAGRA
Husband: Honey, I consulted a doctor before using this product and my ******** has lasted four or more hours so I...
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Categories:
doornail, angst, nonsense, drug,
Form:
Light Verse
Where Were YouOn my left the full silver circle of the moon
Just risen in the east
And on my right the mellow sun about to swoon
Provided a rare...
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Categories:
doornail, winter,
Form:
Bio
En-Tawn-DresGoing to get a “haircut” today
Actually getting all of them cut
Cutting just one would hardly be noticed
Now I'm being a silly nut
There's many other sayings...
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Categories:
doornail, humor,
Form:
Quatrain
Like, Asi never saw the doornail die
never caught sight of a fox that sly
i didn't cure a dog so sick
didn't steal a glance of thieves so...
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Categories:
doornail, humorous, introspection, on writing
Form:
Couplet
Why Didn'T the Armadillo Cross the RoadWhy Didn’t the Armadillo Cross the Road?
By Elton Camp
We see them on the highway dead as a doornail
Despite a suit or armor over all but...
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Categories:
doornail, animals
Form:
Rhyme
Eulogies For the Recently RevivedCertain it is to be at steady aim
at any time
at any place
the dead mans eternal race
Shock the barstool
take the shots
given by the winged sculptures who...
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Categories:
doornail, art
Form:
Free verse
The Gangham Crisisbecause the music industry is
dead as a ****ing doornail,
they grip hold as long as possible
to whatever pop singer can pull
in the most idiots to sell...
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Categories:
doornail, life, war, music, music,
Form:
Free verse
Cable CrisisI'm feeling mentally unstable
Apparently I just lost my cable
Television done gone on the fritz
Gonna' miss my Monday Night blitz
Telephone dead as a doornail
Can't check my...
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Categories:
doornail, angst,
Form:
Couplet
I Should Thank HerI Should Thank Her
So often thought that I should thank her
For being such a glorious and big banker
And miracles she does with all our bills
So...
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Categories:
doornail, allegory, encouraging,
Form:
Couplet
Dead GiveawayI look through these trinkets
You've collected since birth
I'm left here to wonder
Do they have any worth
People didn't matter
For them you had no use
It was things...
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Categories:
doornail, death,
Form:
Rhyme
Ashes To AshesNever to be hurt, by another so called man.
My heart is now shattered, in pieces like glass.
You drug me thru your hell, now it's my...
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Categories:
doornail, anger, break up, dark,
Form:
Rhyme
I Relished Being Hungry For Thanksgiving Pop Slop Gloppy GrubI relished being hungry for Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub
whereby the missus didst potchke
created whirling dervish hubbub
after enjoying repast,
(fit for a tarnished king),
yours truly...
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Categories:
doornail, abuse, adventure, appreciation, autumn,
Form:
Rhyme