Best Dirty Minded Poems

Sometimes I wonder if he realizes how he makes me feel.
Like I'm not important at all kinda like I don't really matter.
I wish he would do like old times and just talk and chill.
Without him acting all jealous and as crazy as mad hatter.
The thing...

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Getting crazy at work



We have new little mermaid toys at work.  
I picked up a handful of sebastian ones and said 

I've got crabs

Everyone was shocked and then laughed

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