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Horn Draining Swamp Poems

Horn Draining Swamp Poems

Bristol Stomp To Drain Swamp

After having been doing the Bristol Stomp,
Depressed after on were starting to romp;
Never would wait,
Or did evaporate;
Dimwits and fools started draining swamp.

Jim Horn

Development Was Revolting

Development was really deeply revolting;
Out from deep swamp did come bolting;
What we would dread;
They started to shed;
Stopped laying more eggs and are molting.

Absentee Ballot from Bo Peep

Were being back in swamp that was deep,
Politicians had started being a big creep;
Danced all around,
And would astound;
Stole absentee ballot from Little Bo Peep.

How are these for starters?

Jim Horn

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Dean Wood August 3, 2017 at 6:34 PM In the swamp to go fishing, my goal/ Through the mangroves I started to troll/ A gator swam by/ And gave me the eye/ So I quickly reeled in my wee pole! James Horn August 4, 2017 at 6:57 AM Money trail followed so we could find, What each weird investor had in mind; Go into swamp we did, Where foolish fish hid; Trump has been brutal and must resign.

James Horn August 3, 2017 at 12:22 PM You should create some swamp poems.