Horn Draining Swamp Poems
Horn Draining Swamp Poems
Bristol Stomp To Drain Swamp
After having been doing the Bristol Stomp,
Depressed after on were starting to romp;
Never would wait,
Or did evaporate;
Dimwits and fools started draining swamp.
Jim Horn
Development Was Revolting
Development was really deeply revolting;
Out from deep swamp did come bolting;
What we would dread;
They started to shed;
Stopped laying more eggs and are molting.
Absentee Ballot from Bo Peep
Were being back in swamp that was deep,
Politicians had started being a big creep;
Danced all around,
And would astound;
Stole absentee ballot from Little Bo Peep.
How are these for starters?
Jim Horn
Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2017
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