Best Denser Poems

An old gal applied to join Mensa
Gee she couldn’t be any denser
She went in the wrong door
On the thirty third floor
And there she enrolled as a fencer

When attending her first fencing class
A man scored a hit on her huge ass
She screamed out so loud
It drew...

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I’m not clever enough to join Mensa
Not sporty so I can’t be a fencer
So I’ll form a new group
Here on poetry soup 
You’re invited to join - its called Denser!

WRITTEN BY JAN ALLISON


Some in the soup will never take an active part
in your new Denser...

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