Best Damndest Poems

Seven ton's fell down that day.
Crushed my life and took you away.
Left me standing in a pile of rubble.
Still in shock, I'm afraid I'm in...

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Upon our roof top did he arrived, two reindeers short and blood shot eyes.  With his gray 
and black beard with bits of food...

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Foolish Heart, since you don’t stop
That most foolish rant and rave
I will have to tie you up
And bury you in a cave

That would surely silence...

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The cowboy poet went out
for a breath of fresh air.
Then a shot rang out,
coming out of nowhere.
The bullet came straight,
flying towards him.
Now he’s a sad...

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"Cayo Real"

HarHo! Says me now then do I so say~
Then let us with words so then now play~
Take up yer swords o'plumes so grand~
As to...

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In the small fishing town of Tunafishlips
The competitors lined up all of their ships
The race for the biggest catch had begun
As they listened to how...

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The two of us staring
At the stars in the sky
Making wishes on comets
And things that fly by

What will we be like?
Where will we live?
We will...

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i speak to inanamic object
get up and walk now
go tom to the block house
but watch out
your a ninja be smart now
wait it, aint it painted
he...

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It's another Sunday morning
Almost Thanksgiving and brisk
Dontcha just love optimists
Brisk 
The sun is shining 
The rhody's leaves are wide open
Clouds are everywhere
Trying their damndest to...

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folks, there is a brand spanking new
kind of idiot
that walks amongst us &
no,
s/he is not a ****ing zombie---
some film mustered creature who
erupts from the dead...

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What if..
..present and age-long, time-tested truths
are but loopholes and hollow of  falsehoods

What if..
..The present world as we know it
Is but endless and infinitely sprawling...

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The softest gossamer gown is never welcomed
Where vodka jumps from tiny glasses
Jilted by sweaty grasps.
I am a flower that blooms morality, 
A sober weed in...

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Was a long time coming
so many fruitless trees,
an autumn forest,
laid naked of it's leaves.

A hint of sunshine
but eaten by the clouds,
the clouds that so quickly
cover...

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"Howard    woncha say a few wurds?
Cum on    Howard    like over tha bird."
Says Aunt Jen  ...

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If I do, I hope that I
Exit in the presence 
of Jesus Christ
we go far back
do he and I
for his greater mercy
once saved my life

Five...

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