Best Daffy Poems
I thank all Participants in my endeavor to create a POETRYSOUP Dictionary I f YOU do not
see Your word yet Please be Patient I was not expecting such a Great response You may
send in more than one word(per : Brian Strand, Dane Ann, and Sean Kelly) Thank-YOU
Again YOUR POETRY Brother ALWAYS...HG
Coffee --- The Person Upon Whom You Cough --- Sean Kelly
Flabbergasted --- Appalled At The Extra Weight I've Gained --- Sean Kelly
Hollywood --- Decorative Christmas Forest --- Sean Kelly
Reliable --- Being Able To Successfully Tell Untruths ---Sean Kelly
Hypnosis --- Your Sister Who Refuses Her Hip Operation --- Sean Kelly
Coffee --- Life's Spark Plug --- Karen O'Leary
Wallflower --- Take Five - Hand Jive --- Brian Strand
Bank Promissory Note --- My Gosh, What Tosh --- Brian Strand
Clueless --- Oh No - Clouseau --- Brian Strand
Futures Trading --- I Bet - You Sweat --- Brian Strand
Still Life --- Tableau Stage Show --- Briand Strand
Hobo --- No Bread - in Shed ---Brian Strand
Taize-Rondo --- Sung Low ---Brian Strand
Chaplin --- No Sound Around --- Brian Strand
Rsvp --- See You - Chez Nous --- Brian strand
Veni, Vedi, Vici --- Old Ode, In Code --- Brian Strand
Dear John --- Sweetheart, We Part --- Brian Strand
C A I - Misspell - Ssh Don't Tell --- Briand Strand
One Party State --- I Choose - You Loose ---Brian Strand
Conredanse --- Line Dance - In France --- Brian Strand
Democracy --- Fair Do's -You Choose --- Briand
Charleston --- Kick Feet - Off Beat ---Briand Strand
WIKIPEDIA --- Free Facts - Unpacked ---Briand Strand
Blog (1) --- Essay Today --- Brian Strand
Blog (2) --- Bio To Show --- Brian Strand
Solid State --- Opacity Capacity --- Robert A. Dufresne
Not Fit For Purpose --- Useless, I Guess --- Brian Strand
Off The Record --- You Wrote My Note --- Brian Strand
Press Release --- Off Pat - No Chat --- Brian Strand
Intuition --- Sat - Nav Less --- Brian Strand
Xylophone --- Music's Home --- Dane Ann
X-Ray --- Bone Inspector --- Dane Ann
Zeal --- Eagerness Squeal --- Dane Ann
Zoo --- Animal Crew --- Dane Ann
Categories:
daffy, education, family, friendship, funny
Form:
Light Verse
To all my Poetic Family, I would like to start a new word game It's very easy You pick a word
Define it and sign your name ( see examples below ) I will then with each author's permission
compile a PoetrySoup dictionary Anybody up to it ALWAYS...HG
Paperboy --- Origami --- HG
Armrest --- Sling --- HG
Poetry --- Word Songs --- Karen O'leary
Cackle Fruit --- Hen Egg ---John Moses Freeman * see his Comment Below
Brazier --- Boob Gear --- DAS-J( Dane Ann )
Broken leg --- Putting down three and carrying one --- Also equals new math--Sara Kedrick
Poetess Extraordinaire --- Extraordinary Creative Lady --- Linda-Marie Bariana
Poetic --- A little bug on a writer --- Sue Mason
Life Class --- Dress down, no gown --- Brian Strand
Senoir Moment --- No sap, need nap --- Brian Strand
Cool --- Kool now Koolio --- Lovely --- James Fraser
Satin Doll --- "Candy Sweet --- Alias linda Marie --- Linda Maria Bariana
Beatnik --- Long Locks, no Socks --- Brian Strand
Consultant --- Freelance Faience --- Brian Strand
Old Age --- Same Chat, Off Pat --- Brian Strand
Teenage --- Back Chat Off Pat --- Brian Strand
Autobiography --- Timeline, All Mine --- Brian Strand
Google ---Quick Look, Word Book ---Brian Strand
Errant ---Deniably Naughty --- Dane Ann
Ferocious --- Fierce Folly ---Dane Ann Continue to PART 2
Categories:
daffy, funny, imagination
Form:
Light Verse
Freudian Slip --- Insight of Lip --- Dane Ann
Gravestone ---Heart- Mark ---Dane Ann
Gall --- Vexing Vixen --- Dane Ann
Happiness --- Bounteous Bliss ---Dane Ann
Hog Sty --- Power Pen --- Dane Ann
Indigent --- Penniless Pauper --- Dane Ann
Insistent --- Relentless Nagging ---Dane Ann
Jerring ---Heartless Heckler --- Dane Ann
Jovial --- Cheery Chirping --- Dane Ann
Sports Nuts --- Crunchy Food, Poetic Mood For All to Read --- Linda-Marie Bariana
Good Vibrations --- Ghostly Groove --- Catie Lindsey
Last Will and Testament --- Dead Bread ---Catie Lindsey
Fine Wine and Spirits --- Wink and Drink ---Catie Lindsey
Agreement --- Words Concurred --- Dane Ann
Argument --- Quite Quarrel --- Dane Ann
Banter --- Chat Wit --- Dane Ann
Care --- Need Heed --- Dane Ann
Conscience --- Scruple Snooper --- Dane Ann
Detective --- Fact Grinder --- Dane Ann
Ducking --- Waddle Quacking --- Dane Ann
Emotional --- Frazzle Dazzled --- Dane Ann
Ship Mate --- Toy Boat --- HG
Gravestone --- Dead Cert. --- Sean Kelly
Broadcaster --- American Female Newscaster --- Sean Kelly
Cold War --- Battle Against Swine Flu ---Sean Kelly
Silicon Valley --- Cleavage, After Breast Enhancement --- Sean Kelly
Hebrew --- Jewish Tea For Men Only --- Sean Kelly
Categories:
daffy, friendship, funny
Form:
Light Verse
Thank-YOU POETRYSOUP Family, Thank-YOU very Much YOUR POETRYSOUP brother...HG
School Lunch --- Kid Munch --- Dane Ann
Sleepy --- Snooze Buffoon --- Dane Ann
Stink --- Lizard Gizzard --- Dane Ann
Stunned --- Dazed Amazement --- Dane Ann
Terrific --- Amazing Marvels --- Dane Ann
Tunnel --- Traffic Funnel --- Dane Ann
Undulate --- Love Ripple --- Dane Ann
Vicious --- Violent Victory --- Dane Ann
Violent --- Brutal Bruiser --- Dane Ann
Wink --- Glitter Glimpse --- Dane Ann
Will --- Desire Aspire --- Dane Ann
Righteous Indignation --- Wasting Your Love's Patience --- John Moses Freeman
Ketchup --- Flavor Master --- Dane Ann
Kindness --- Kindling Care --- Dane Ann
Layer --- Endless Clucking --- Dane Ann
LOVE --- Perky Permanence --- Dane Ann
Moonshine --- Booze Punch --- Dane Ann
Mundane --- Earth's Reign --- Dane Ann
Necessary --- Vital Vittles --- Dane Ann
Opulent --- Lavish Living --- Dane Ann
Psychiatrist --- Mind Baker --- Dane Ann
Quick --- Speedy Deed --- Dane Ann
Rebellious --- Rowdy Ranting --- Dane Ann
Travel Center --- Tour Allure --- Robert A. Dufresne
POT --- Metal Kettle --- Robert A. Dufresne
Vegetarian --- Hungry Humanitarian --- Robert A Dufresne
Jam --- Toast Host --- Robert A. Dufresne
Opaque --- Solid State --- Robert A. Dufresne
Incest (1) --- Family Tree Spree --- Robert A. Dufresne
Incest (2) --- Kin Sin --- Robert A. Dufresne
Undulation --- Vexing Vibration --- Robert A Dufresne
Quick --- Time Flick --- Robert A. Dufresne
Vortex --- Whimsical Whirlpool --- Robert A. Dufresne
Query --- Quizzical Quest --- Robert A. Dufresne
Subway --- Electro Metro --- Robert A. Dufresne
Yea --- N'ary a Nay --- Robert A Dufresne
Chrazy Caos --- A Mell of a Hess ---Robert A. Dufresne
Kite --- Light WRIGHT --- Robert A. Dufresne
Chaos --- Naught Of Christ --- John Moses Freeman
Exoressions --- Word Whisperer --- Rhoda Galgiani
Kitty Kats --- Furry LOVE --- Rhoda Galgiani
Single --- Poetic Peace --- Rhoda Galgiani
Compact --- Edited Epic --- Karen O'leary
Categories:
daffy, family, friendship, funny, thank
Form:
Light Verse
I spotted her from far away
a thin tart
Very svelte in a form
fitting long green gown
Her face shrouded by
a rather large
oversized
Buttercup yellow
bonnet
Daffy O' Dill
The Spring maiden
flaunting and teasing
Passers by. Who could miss
the huge bonnet
Towering over the
thin frame as she flowed with
The wind and sunned herself.
A bee stopping
To sip of her powerful
aromatic nectar which
Nature provided.
To the Bee an ambrosia, a
Delightful natural cocktail
of Devine proportions.
Ah yes and his spiritual adviser
the Hummingbird
In a bit of a hurry
not too impressed with
Daffy O' Dills' lack
of sweetness prefers roses
Or more fragrant pastoral flowers.
We must
Welcome Daffy O' Dill
for even though Old Man
Winter covers her
and hoards her for himself
She always erupts svelte
and glorious a sanctimonious
Welcome to spring
that one cannot ignore.
Categories:
daffy, april,
Form:
Free verse
"GOING DAFFY IN A MESSY WORLD"
inside that four-cornered
room I slept with her and
the Mickey's that love potato
chips. inside that room where
we made love, we smoked our
smokes above the doghouse.
there were cigarettes in the
morning, in the afternoon, in
the evening, in the rain and
in the middle of the night
when the poor bastards of the
city walked like the old
hookers of London.
it's said the only sure thing
is death. for us, we haven't
died. we gave life to a box
with a window overlooking the
grapefruit tree. inside, I
made her moan, bite her lip
and climax. inside, she tore
my life apart with a single
question, threw blankets in
the dryer, and she gave me a
clean shirt to dry myself
after a shower when there
was no towel.
the short life I've had with
her isn't what defines the
value. it's the decision I
made to write about her from
the very start. our days
together were stubborn like a
dead car in the middle of
rush-hour.
I now look out another window
but the thought of her
remains like a felony until
death. she looks out the same
window above the doghouse
and wonders if I too, have
become an old hooker from
London.
the grapefruit tree followed
our moves, listened to our
words and got a ***********
movie every night. as the
tree continues to bear fruit,
the only confusion left, is
why I thought it was a lemon
tree.
By: Chicano Eddie
1-16-2017
Categories:
daffy, appreciation, humor, love, magic,
Form:
Free verse
(This is a fictional poem)
I slept with Daffy Duck and I'm so ashamed.
Instead of making love to a woman, I made love to game.
I was drunk when we got in the sack.
He was so sexy because he was black.
When my girlfriend found out, she forgave me even though I'm a sinner.
She then shot Daffy Duck and served him for dinner.
Categories:
daffy, animals, food, funny, love,
Form:
FALSE FRIEND
Phoney
Croney
DYING WITH LAUGHTER
Croaking
Joking
ALIBI
Lover
Cover
RUDENESS
Respect
Neglect
CELLO
Middle
Fiddle
TENTH PLACE WINNER
Written November 18, 2022
Submitted to "A Brian Strand Premiere Choice" Contest
Sponsored by Brian Strand
Categories:
daffy, fun, word play,
Form:
Footle
Bugs,
patient and calm; I'd give him hugs
Trickster made debut in "Porky's Hare Hunt;"
puts up with some arrogant duck's affront
Daffy
Full of mischief; not as sweet as Laffy Taffy
He serves as foil to a better-behaved bunny
His personality deemed less than sunny
Cleritoons Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Joseph May
Date written: 09/19/2021
Categories:
daffy, character, poetry, relationship, write,
Form:
Clerihew
TOOTHLESS
Long kiss
to miss
Why not regurgetate some of those witty footles for HG Daniel's DAffy Defintions Anthology
See his page for more info
Categories:
daffy, on writing and words
Form:
Light Verse
Hearts are broken all around the world
But others don't really give a cluck
Most Looney Tunes fans are drenched in tears
By the tragic death of Daffy Duck
Blown to pieces by an ACME bomb
Let's make a toast and sip from this cup
I'll miss him more than you'll ever know
That little guy always quacked me up
A-Thee, A-Thee, A-Thee, That's All Folks!
Categories:
daffy, celebrity, death,
Form:
Rhyme
Oh Daffy Dilly
Oh Daffy Dilly
Daisies amongst the Olive Trees , the gentleman sits upon his seat and sips upon his mead ...
Some know him to be the actor, Mr Oliva Reed .
Oh Daffy Dilly
Oh Daffy Dilly
Where Daisies grow softly spoken amongst the wondering cloud , words worth. a flower born
Oh Daffy Dilly
Oh Daffy Dilly
Where Daisies dance amongst the Wondering cloud, words worth in silence ne er the shadow to see
Oh Daffy Dilly
Oh Daffy Dilly
The Sun
Our Life
Within me
Oh Daffy Dilly
Oh Daffy Dilly
Categories:
daffy, art, daffodils, friend, good
Form:
Free verse
Jamaica No she volunteered
Thought Deed Think Need
Silence of the lambs. Bah!
Categories:
daffy, 10th grade,
Form:
Monoku
Rooting for zany and cunning Daffy Duck
wrong place wrong time ~ somewhat of a schmuck
at the wrong end of Elmer Fudd’s gun
not much fun to always be on the run
AP: 3rd place 2025
Categories:
daffy, fun,
Form:
Clerihew