Best Cry Uncle Poems

We are the ants
    who march into
      your pantry
  as well as your pants

  We...

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Stanzas  One, Two, Three And Growing

There was “She Played the Harp”(1), when I truly was young,
“Ode to Verde Lee Allen”(2), a stop on a...

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I want to wrap your heart around my little finger
give you more than you ever thought possible
make you cry "uncle" from too much love
leave you...

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Watch your step don't trip over
Your fallen expectations

Walking this course with one foot out 
the door 

the other firmly planted entrenched in
fact in a masochistic...

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Yes, indeed. Alright. I'm lily-white
    all 9+ feet of me, a tricolor sight

  But now I'm 'racist' and 'insensitive'
  ...

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I'm really much too young to get old
Something's drastically out of whack
I'm still this handsome, charismatic dude
Why's this body giving me flack?

Lumps have appeared all...

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I'm a nine-year-old ball of mad,
don't like this thing I see
Got me bouncing off the walls,
mama wanna know what's wrong with me
So I tell her,
but...

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Remember that singer, Art Garfunkel
He developed a painful carbuncle
   Got down on his knees
   Said, 'Don't lance it, please'
The mere thought...

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