Best Crotch Poems

As crotches go, mine is up there with the best

I would even classify it as exceptional

One would think it all comes down to size

But size is only part of the equation

Of course size is a very major consideration

But as important is it's appearance of strength

I think you know what I'm getting at

The forward thrusting motion...

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Them dancers, singers there on MTV,
why do they grab their crotches frequently?
     I've tried, but I still can't figure it out
     just what on earth that dance move's all about.

That crotch-clutching flick of a mannequin
must be a part of hip-hop hand routine
     with...

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I’m in pain right now
Due to a crushing crotch hit
I fell to the floor

Russell Sivey...

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When I met my forever man
I warned him I have a few idiosyncrasies.
He looked into my pair of 42 C’s and said
He was okay with them

There are two wizards battling inside
My coffee table, I told him, and there is
A nest of bats living in my coffee pot.
He laughed.

So I went on. There are some 
Crotch...

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As Hard As Rock by Nina Dalin 14th May 2019 - Sexual Comedy

And John said
“Olegs cock is as hard as rock ?When Monica Miguel enters the room”?
He approaches her without realisation?
That His cock is sticking out far vertically out from his shorts
?It’s much longer than usual?
So big it looks like an elephants dick?
Because he's so...

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Single stitch seams in a sensitive place
Can make you look foolish – can make you lose face
Single stitch seams – just what were we thinking
With the strain on the job or material shrinking
Believe it or not when in rough terrain
Parts of the uniform are under some strain
We wiggle and waddle and flop down on the...

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You claimed to want me,
but never felt me within;
I bought such smooth lies,
captured by your charisma;
I’m a sucker for soulful;

Stay titanium;
I tell myself get control;
Crotch rocket science,
ignore the magnetic draw;
That thrill is temporary;

The drive of your mouth,
devouring my senses;
I mourn that first kiss,
it sits consuming my mind;
This craving is just too much....

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