Best Crayfish Poems
Boy Bitten By a CrayfishBoy Bitten By a Crayfish
When women seen with no powers to create
Vessel to feed male seed for generations
She could make images live and update
Both of procreation and creation.
Once drew a painting of a laughing girl
Sent to Michelangelo to review
Quickly returned the painting with a hurl
Draw...
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Categories:
crayfish, art, boy,
Form:
Sonnet
Sex Life of a CrayfishIs checking crayfish gender easy as you might guess?
Tugging on the legs results in quite a mess!
First know your species, molting phase and such
Lift the legs and "peeks" won't tell you very much
Gender identification your first step towards success
Knowing if you have a...
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Categories:
crayfish, dedication,
Form:
Rhyme
Critterature: Concerning the Crafty CrayfishBy many aliases they're known:
Crawfish, crawdads, mudbugs, yabbies.
They abound in brooks, and streams, and swamps,
As well as roadside ditches and rice paddies.
Their astacology has shown
They prey like scavengers and mobsters,
While some, more taxonomically aloof,
Try hard to pass as mountain lobsters.
Throughout the world as food they're...
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Categories:
crayfish, animal, humor,
Form:
Light Verse