Best Could Eat A Horse Poems

Since beginning my weight loss routine
My joy for eating's increased by umpteen
Could eat a horse
But refrain of course
Trust me, I'm like a damn eating machine...

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(sorry, Tirzah, I could not do a nice long poem on horses.
I just felt like doing some silly limericks playing off expressions
for horses. Thanks for...

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Now I don't know if you've heard
Of the Baked Bean competition
Where contestants eat as much as can
In just twenty five minutes

Up they lined ready to...

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Recurrent sneezing fit courtesy freshly mowed grass

circa June 20th, 2022
prompted me to stutter 
self addressed rapid fire gesundheit
nsync with, spluttering
“I don't have any allergies!”

An infinitesimal...

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You cannot belly laugh
at a funeral
Nor you can bewail
at a wedding;  

You cannot shed crocodile tears
when hurt,
You cannot turn blue
When feeling blue
Nor turn red...

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Just had brekkie, 10:00 am and hungry as hell
Could eat a horse, well not literally, maybe a gazelle
Still losing pounds
Downward bound
Soon be a skinny-ma-link, a...

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Horsemeat Scandal in Europe

By Elton Camp

“Beef” is a word that’s loosely applied
Although to most, cow meat is implied

It’s off to the slaughterhouse with old Mag
It...

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Teens are people who get hungry again before
The dishes are washed, they're looking for more
Most recall I'll bet
Some the same yet
Not me, at least an...

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I relish being hungry for popslop grub...

(on second thought lemme join anorexic club
until rib cage protruding taut and visible
doubling as drum to drub
synchronized with heart...

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I relished being hungry for Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub

whereby the missus didst potchke
created whirling dervish hubbub
after enjoying repast, 
(fit for a tarnished king),
yours truly...

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Just had brekkie, 10:00 am, hungry as hell
Could eat a horse, well not literally, maybe a gazelle
Still losing pounds
Downward bound
Soon be a skinny-ma-link, a pathetic...

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I'm hungry enough to eat a horse
A horse I won't eat
its what I need when I choose my course
My course is any except returning home

Returning...

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An infinitesimal slight speck tickled 
nostril follicle – activated via an itty 
bitty, nitty gritty dirt band noah bigger 
than a mole luck yule set...

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There once was a big alligator
It got out of an elevator 
A very loud yell
The voice rang a bell
His mate was on the travelator

His mate...

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Just had brekkie and I'm hungry as hell
Could eat a horse, well maybe a gazelle
Still losing pounds
Downward bound
Soon a skinny-ma-link, a pathetic shell...

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