Best Corncob Poems

Calling and hooting
to the wind tiptoeing
along the terrified face
of the wriggling curtain
looking through the window
at the trees and their dark ghosts
casted upon the blood of
the...

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For our p.d. s poetry competition...
PD poems (any poem written or dedicated to me)

p.d.s Leprechaun returns...
and next to be, desperate p.d. 
the vengeful tyke from...

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A snowman knocking on my window pane,
                  ...

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Here I stand on the front lawn for all gawking passersby to see;
A convenient spectacle on which neighborhood dogs choose to pee!
I try to keep...

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There once was a dragon named Bob 
                 ...

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Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas!

Elves of the hinterland engrossed with plenty work in hand
Of decorating the snowy world into a Winter fairy land 
For season...

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i am the chocolate snowman melting away by blues
i am the chocolate snowman melting away by blues
my corncob pipe is wilted and tattered and torn...

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Barely Getting By

Lately we barely seem to be getting by
And my lovely wife keeps asking me why
Pennies saved were earned here and there
But bills are...

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God Said Glory Be

Why do everything I always try to rhyme
And not only that, it is all the time;
When I first get up and eyes...

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exhibit a:
total weight of adults roaming the earth-
316.4 million tons (US measurement)

exhibit b:
average adult body mass in the world-
136.6 pounds (US measurement)

exhibit c:
average north american...

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For all who have been wondering
I'm from the hills of Tennessee
I was raised a country boy
And as hillbilly as can be

My bathroom was an outhouse
And...

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In the distance I heard Christmas bells
 As I strolled through the park as snowflakes fell
 The trees were all covered in white
 And Christmas...

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One day when the children woke up
It was snowing, what a surprise!
They clapped and laughed and got dressed quick
While their parents just rolled their eyes!

They...

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First seen is the blade
Next stage is the stalk
Then the green corncob....

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The Laskey brothers owned a farm, a lovely little spot.
A babbling brook made merry mist when summer nights were hot.
And that’s when Jacob filled his...

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