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Words And Phrases



What do you think of when I say the word “love” Flowers, blue skies and sunshine And so when you think of total “commitment” It's a lifetime of souls intertwined When you hear the phrase, “cool as a cucumber” Does a vegetable come to mind Or a frosty mint julep on a hot summer day When you leave all your troubles behind What d'ya think of when hearing the word “gorgeous” Long legs, nice boobs and derieres Some slender bodies with flowing blonde hair The slenderer, the more merrier How about, “he bit off more than he can chew” Certainly has sexual overtones Okay this is bringing out the bad in this fellow Thinking I may have to postpone What do you think of when I say the word “charlize” A most beautiful South African lass She's got everything a young man could ever ask for Old guys are even cooking with gas When you hear the phrase, “not playing with a full deck” “looney toons” sure comes to mind Don't like to categorize but with some guys it's obvious They're beyond being helped I find © Jack Ellison 2015


Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2015


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Still Cooking With Gas



What's wrong with this picture, my loyal supporters The days are getting longer but MY days are getting shorter Still cooking with gas With a half full glass Think positive I tell myself, be a happiness hoarder


Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2016


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Before Poetry



Whatever did I do to wile away my time Before poetry took over my brain Walked around staring blankly into space Burping and expelling methane Really no direction I was truly a lost soul The word 'zombie' enters my mind But now I'm alive and cooking with gas Rhyming away line after line Friends all say, “knock that stuff off!” Love to but my brain is obsessed Even rhyme when I'm ordering a pizza This affliction has made me quite stressed I lovingly remember those carefree days Before poetry took over my life I went to the park and did normal things Threatening little kids with a knife If you didn't think that line was appropriate Couldn't find another to rhyme So don't go writing me nasty letters I'm really not the violent kind To end this silliness on an upbeat note I've ended up here in the Soup Met a nice bunch of really friendly people Sure happy I'm now in the loop © Jack Ellison 2014


Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2014


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Before Poetry

Whatever did I do to wile away the time
Before poetry took over my brain
Walked around staring blankly into space
Burping and expelling methane

Really no direction I was truly a lost soul
The word 'zombie' enters my mind
But now I'm alive and cooking with gas
Rhyming away line after line

Friends all say, “knock that stuff off!”
Love to but my brain is obsessed
Even rhyme when I'm ordering a pizza
With this affliction I've surely been blessed

I lovingly remember the carefree days
Before poetry took over my life
I went to the park and did normal things
Like threatening little kids with a knife

If you think that line wasn't appropriate
Couldn't find another to rhyme
So don't go writing me nasty letters
I'm really not the violent kind

To end this silliness on an upbeat note
I've ended up on Poetry Soup
Met a big bunch of real friendly people
Sure happy I'm now in the loop

©Jack Ellison 2012


Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2012


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Fast Dash For Cash



Hard to believe I'm still cooking with gas Thought by now I'd have my thumb up my *** But here I am Still Happiness Sam About to embark on a new fast dash to cash


Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2017