Best Conman Poems

mental mind
of the slipping kind
you been
trip-en so divine
here in your sick little willful hive
you've been acting so unkind
just to rap your hands around
my swishy, dishy, hip lyrics here
its driven you to find
me to be of the simple mind
but have no fear i see you clear
you...

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So the phone rang, 

"its about your computer, 
its causing trouble on the internet,
 i'm with microsoft" 

so knowing he was a conman out to get my dollars ..
I said 

"i know you Ralph you are a conman!" ..
.he hung up how rude hehe 

THIS...

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Advertising
Looking for clients, people who’ll buy
Got lots to sell bigger fish to fry
Looking for a break through
It’s got to come soon
I’ll advertise a fork and sell you a spoon.

Magazines and newspapers, that’s what I’ll try
Make the add slanted to catch the eye
Wait for the phone...

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