Best Coastguard Poems

The best bildge pump is   
A scared man with a bucket
In a sinking boat...

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Above the choppy,
viewed from
behind the glassy
winded and floppy.
He observes the flossy 
dark black rolling 
white and frothy.
Salt filtered manes blown 
acrossy limpits rocky 
trapping olde anchors rusty
amongst filleted fishy

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