Best Chassis Poems

 Classy Chassis 
Rusted and Busted

I was a classic beauty at my time
Eyes of envy upon me at the time

My body and chrome spit shine
My...

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A sweet young girlie in bra and panties
Makes my wee friend stand up and get all antsy
I lose total control
Squirming in my camisole
As I longingly...

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I dream of you coming close to me making my motor
accelerate, you see, it fuels the fire that lingers.

Using your sexy sensual fingers, you slide...

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VAROOOM!! Listen to my honey purr.
Better to me than being wrapped in fur.
Come take a look at my 77' Corvette,
worth every penny tho' now I'm...

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I once knew a sassy lassie
Who led me to a bank so grassy
So flirtatious was she
Her undulations so free
Boy! she sure had a classy chassis








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She vibrates, a chassis minus shock absorption.
A painting, the nude descends a staircase,
rings of Saturn etched in a vacuum tube.
Or Eniac of twisted cords and...

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she said
sleep
i thought
she said
jeep

so i
took her
for a test
drive
and

found
a few
gears
tight so
might

grease
them some
then give
another
hum

but
now i find
her body
paint was
just

cream
so i'm
enjoying
the ride
trying

to decide
should i
or could
i check
another

chassis
no she's
classy
and
i

know my
wheels are
spinning...

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How I Met My Hubby (Summer 1955 ~ using 1950s slang)

I answered the horn—it was my friend, Bobby.
He told me he knows someone I might...

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It was like a fallen phoenix
Fired with rust and memories,
The body...

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: baby, cool, hip hop, nostalgia, passion, word play
Back seat Bingo ©

Groovy hot licks on tubs
Daddy-o’s a finger zinger
That straw boss sure gets down
Get down...

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Smell the burning rubber.
Hear the screeching tyre. 
Watch in awe as the wheels fly off 
and the chassis catches fire.
Then avert your eyes.
Say your au...

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I call her Angel
My man made metal guardian 
Protecting me from pearls of the sky
She provides me with warmth and comfort
As she accompanies me through...

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Can you comprehend the surveillance?
Recognize the Cyclopean that is manipulation
Suffer as fingertips osculate the doll 
Your existence in cadence with its animation
Answers painted upon the...

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Many years ago I read a book entitled “Accidental Empires"
Of how a few men, from garden sheds, became multi billionaires
How could this be, what did...

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I remember being a little remote control. My chassis 
was sound and I was beeping all the time. My handlers 
were amused to drive me...

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Must maintain my upbeatness
Through all the hassles of moving
Must grin and giggle with each annoyance
Till things finally start improving

Haven't eaten for more a week
Can't find...

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The tale of three dogs and a lassie
                 And...

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Here's the deal, folks...
   This is, as indicated, the 2nd HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. Due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations, this...

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Blind Date

I went on a blind date, to support my best mate
Who assured me my girl would be awesome,
But the girl he admired it later...

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ON THE SCRAPHEAP OF LIFE


When we married you got my engine running, but now I want to sleep
I’ve just failed my annual service, you said...

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It is very difficult to envision
The savior
Who will he be ?
When will he come
What color will he be
Height, weight ?
What religion will he be ?
Will...

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Over eighty years ago, my father
made a miniature Model T Ford
from scratch to scale out of
paper, paint, cardboard, wire and glue.
He could cradle it in...

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Pulses drown saturated elvers 
As a crescent delivers it's catch
White bellied roaches slap and disperse
Pierced and broken suckers latch
Flushed forearms lock with a match
Bleached fingers...

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Swift spirited reindeers 
Slipped on the slick rooftop 
Santa plumpish chassis
Shimmies down the chimney
Soot prints on gifts under
Shimmering tinsel tree
Sneaks away in his sleigh


12/24/2016


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Caution: 
Do not attempt to remove yourself.
You have incurred the penalty
Of my undying devotion.
My heart and soul are clamped to yours.
Removal could mean a huge...

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