Best Captain Hook Poems

Now this is a great story… But where to begin… Oh, Yes… I see… 

Our Dear Sheriff of CrazyLand lives in a town called ‘Nodding-off-Ham’
Where peace reigns supreme… and beside the ‘Oh-My-God-River’…
That does keep us apart… and them, completely and perfectly serene.
Now here lies the...

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Waking up, I'm shaken by an awful thought:
it's not a sunny February morning,
but heartwarming wishes on Facebook
alleviate the anxiety of a gloomy feeling
to enliven the mood and be immensely grateful
to God and do what is worth living for, but
is the state of being old that...

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I used to play both Peter Pan and Captain Hook
When I was a child, being dramatic and loud.
My prissy sister had to be Tinkerbelle and Wendy.
This made the swashbuckling scenes more difficult.

As Peter Pan I would do a bit of sword play from the porch...

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in Captain Hook's dream
Peter Pan is forever gone
Smead has a fantastic brain
Hook is revered
His crew would never mutiny
and his enemies have all walked the plank...

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Life is a story book,
It's a mystery of a fairy,
And Captain Hook,
One has to look in,
Every corner and nook!...

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