Best Bungled Poems

Don Knotts played the role of Deputy Fife,

   Whose tomfoolery created much strife!

      He bungled all that he...

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My beginnings were ever so humble
To this day I wear others' rags
I'm bungled, fumbled and tumbled
My owner usually brags
Diamonds all shapes and sizes
Multicolored rainbows and...

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Errors on Putins bungled invasion are beginning to show
As this obscene war progresses, his loss list will grow
He thought rolling in his tanks, it would...

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Firstly,
waking up to your thoughts,
is not what I really do.

Secondly,
slothing around, thinking about you,
is not what I really do.

However,
doesn't mean that I love you no...

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Send the convicts to the jails -
Local jails! -
What a world of confinement as their court case fails
Hear the jingle, jingle, jingle
Of the handcuffs as...

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True love is unquestionable. 
What is true love?
To me; it is more feeling based rather than definitively worded. 
Emotional attached, formed mentalities that are equally...

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In English classes my skull would be reelin' with a myriad of perplexities,
Strugglin' to cope with English Composition with its multitudinous complexities!
I could never comprehend...

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Limericks croises : Once a Boxer met Poodle on leash

Once Monsieur walked Poodle in broad street
Madame laid up after nightlong feat
Poodle tripped in full glee
In...

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Only my soul see the seasons when I am alone  
Wearing the camouflage of a mocking frown, 
The frock grows longer when I am...

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There has been news about piracy in the high seas...
And here is news about a nefarious activity you don't see...

People go missing in action off...

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I saw one journey end and another begin
I saw my world changed and in a spin 

I saw another end - the end of the...

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In English classes my skull would be reeling with a myriad of perplexities,
Struggling to cope with English Composition and its multitudinous complexities!
I could never understand...

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They're all here,
the last one arrived,
company's assembled;
sisters, sons, in-laws, grandmas.
          Heartfelt hugs all around.
handshakes, back-slaps,
 ...

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Antisocial anacondas don't associate in numbers;
Bears and beavers don't become the best of friends.
Civet cats catch rats, so is it any wonder
On doleful dingoes dire...

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My most troubling client
told me he died last night.

While this did not appear to be his somber case,
nor, sadly,
did my home office silently resound
like this...

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