Best Bumpkin Poems
Limerick: Once Hillbilly Bumpkin Came To TownLimerick : Once Hillbilly Bumpkin came to town
Once Hillbilly Bumpkin came to town
Citizens mocked this no-make-up clown
She hitched ride on red bus
To Piqued-Silly-Circus
And there let drop (her) feathered eiderdown.
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013...
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Categories:
bumpkin, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Country BumpkinThere once was a psychopath named Fred
who sculpted heads for Halloween's dead
a poor country bumpkin
he wouldn't waste a pumpkin
carving up trick-o-treaters instead....
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Categories:
bumpkin, 10th grade, 8th grade,
Form:
Limerick
generous chawbacon bumpkinChawbacon bumpkin
Hillbilly from Hog Hollar
Brings ma a ripe pumpkin
And lets her keep her dollar...
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Categories:
bumpkin, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form:
Rhyme