Best Bulgy Poems

The mean old housecat has bulgy eyes
when she looks at us in our fish bowl
Oh, how much we've come to despise
that big mouth of hers, the black hole

Poised to pounce with sharpened claws
She's taking jabs with hatred brimming
that ugly feline beast with drooling jaws
for us...

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Another day and the dishes have piled up yet again
So back I end up in front of the window 
I do not glance up, but concentrate
On the dull, dirtied objects before me
I do not hear the voices from yesterday
I still wallow in the grime of...

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It was first all, beautiful
And the plain blue sky spanned on either sides
With snow-white flakes drifting religiously
Over light-green steeples into a land
Beyond what my bulgy brown eyes can see
And God sat; watching

It soon turned pitiful
And beholding as in a trance a swam of famished 
locust...

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Old boozed Willy was hostile and not ready to lose; 
a dirty face, a glowing nose...
only a firefighter's water hose
could have put out the heat he had gotten from the booze!


All the boys of Tumbleweed scampered like chased mice
as they saw his bulgy belly hanging...

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With a stareless stare I glared 
A hessian head with a stitched mouth
Button eyes creepy but kind
Round but bulgy, lumpily stuffed

An old shirt covered my back
As the sun beat down on me since dawn’s crack
My arms flappily held out to sides
Showing east and west on...

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The mean old housecat has bulgy eyes
when she looks at us in our fish bowl
Oh, how much we've come to despise
that big mouth of hers, the black hole

Poised to pounce with sharpened claws
She's taking jabs with hatred brimming
that ugly feline beast with drooling jaws
for us...

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Sauna Bath of Love


Magic in her hands’ soft touch electrifies
Reciprocating the wobbly clutch of my giddy spirit 
Sailing in the ethereal vacuum of love and bliss;
While lustful heart with vertigo swing and spin:
Ecstatic soul revelling in the pen full of flowers
Wafting aroma from her slippery...

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Itoro, most gorgeous of all
Blonde long hair, dropped through spinal
Brown bulgy pupil, her stare is a call
Ruby tender lips, her word is final.

Men craved for her pleasantry,
Her aura makes the devious act honest
 Elegance conceals her peasantry,
Dressed in a golden smile like a goddess.

Itoro longed...

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"THROUGH IT."


the beginning 
is where 
the end will 
show. 
I saw the ends 
in all 
three of their 
beginnings with 
me. 

everything 
repeats. 

a beginning, 
a middle and an 
end. 

all three women 
had 
signs of the 
same ending 
in every 
beginning. 

they all shared...

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Porkpie Jones has brittle bones, and crusted corn-filled toes,

And sleety eyes and bulgy thighs, and brillo pad elbows,

His underarms are typical farms, and reek a barnyard smell,

Its quite the place for creepy, crawly, parasites  to dwell,

The ample dirt in his ears and on his...

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(Mario)

Here comes the carpenter                                         ...

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A spherical fish lenses larger
And smaller with each turn that's swum.

Size defying, the fish upon a plant stand
Towers over a cubically curled cat.

The cat sleeps inside a cardboard box
Among dank fern era smells.

Eye lids arise slantwise
Like through louvers of a shade.

The eyes close once again
As...

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 Bobo is his name, an astral body
his visage is of blue and yellow slime,
there is a blemish on his left hand,
his delight is to dampen his grey hair.
He is from Satura the planet,
he is childlike and curious,
his hobby is to ride dragons.

His home is...

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On my way to school today
A strange new thing stood in my way
It had 2 eyes; 2 ears a nose
4 legs, a tail and bulgy toes
It smelled so bad and looked so sad
And so I turned around to dad..

Can we keep him, can we please
I'll...

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Leave It All Behind III
“Who are you?”
“I am he she as you are he she as you 
are me and we are all together.”
“That is clever, I like that.”
“Thanks, hey, what are those on your chest?
You have two of them.”
“You do too.”
“Yeah, but not like...

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