Best Britney Poems

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A bride, Britney Jean Spears
young girl of seventeen years.
After fifty-five hours of married life
annulment granted - no more wife.

September 24, 2012...

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From every side of a culture filled with "pop"
I could flip through five thousand channels non-stop
Surfing through waves of Pepsi and Spears
wading through starlets priming...

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Listen.

Little Lady;
Mother Mary bore a baby,
Hence you came from mommy.

You were a little damsel, although childhood was just a delusion.
Playing with Barbie;
Jamming with Britney;
You want...

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Tina - At Home In Our Hearts

Tina came to us as one in a pair
With a sweet disposition – beyond compare.
A loving heart was hers...

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I wanted to write a song for my mother
Then I thought Boyz 2 Men’s "Song for mama”
	So discouraged I got
As confused as I was
I then...

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I'm done with this I've had enough of this/
Slushy trip since Hell Paso son just quit
This empty pursuit
Of letting the past keep livin' through you/
Go...

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this epistle per mine choice of heir apparent presidential throne
composed from one liberal minded non-conformist rolling stone  

prompted awareness that one voice can affect...

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"The Deconstructed Lilith"




Decomposing from a past
left forgotten and buried 
under the weakness of the first man banished

from 
Her Forest,

She rests, bound in the arms of...

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Rent one to own
Feel like a conquering hero
The most life-like robotic woman
The "Caesar-Says-5-point-zero"
With all the right curves
To make your mouth water
Graduate from the virtual
Don't live...

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When a man
hates the world soo much
and it is publicly known....

Isn't it society
whose job it is
to kill the demon with kindness?

charity
and parties
and gifts
and happy smiling...

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Crazy lady with model outfits – what now? You’ll see in a moment *hint* she’s a taker, not a giver ~!
Hah! She’s straight-out self-confident –...

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People always claim to have knowledge on ADHD,
but they lie,
I know this because factual knowledge is hard to come by.

Kids are not told of the...

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The vomit stench of ******** 
reeks from the webcam
as the living dirt approaches.

She is so free from restraint:
goodbye natural law
and biblically derived morality,
for the personalism...

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Barack Obama!
Stop the drama!
Dick Cheney
You make it rainy!
Britney Spears
brings me beers
One size fits em
said Ashley Simpson ;)
stop the hate
of Bill Gates
Its Mrs Gates
who fluctuates!
50 cents
Nippy...

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For the debt I'm OWEN WILSON
I'll be ROBIN THICKE stacks of cash
Between me ANNA FARIS wheel
LORDE I can't raise that kind of stash

But now I...

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