Best Britney Poems

a clerihew

A bride, Britney Jean Spears
young girl of seventeen years.
After fifty-five hours of married life
annulment granted - no more wife.


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From every side of a culture filled with "pop"
I could flip through five thousand channels non-stop
Surfing through waves of Pepsi and Spears
wading through starlets priming...

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Listen.

Little Lady;
Mother Mary bore a baby,
Hence you came from mommy.

You were a little damsel, although childhood was just a delusion.
Playing with Barbie;
Jamming with Britney;
You want...

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Tina - At Home In Our Hearts

Tina came to us as one in a pair
With a sweet disposition – beyond compare.
A loving heart was hers...

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I wanted to write a song for my mother
Then I thought Boyz 2 Men’s "Song for mama”
	So discouraged I got
As confused as I was
I then...

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this epistle per mine choice of heir apparent presidential throne
composed from one liberal minded non-conformist rolling stone  

prompted awareness that one voice can affect...

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"The Deconstructed Lilith"




Decomposing from a past
left forgotten and buried 
under the weakness of the first man banished

from 
Her Forest,

She rests, bound in the arms of...

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I'm done with this I've had enough of this/
Slushy trip since Hell Paso son just quit
This empty pursuit
Of letting the past keep livin' through you/
Go...

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Rent one to own
Feel like a conquering hero
The most life-like robotic woman
The "Caesar-Says-5-point-zero"
With all the right curves
To make your mouth water
Graduate from the virtual
Don't live...

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When a man
hates the world soo much
and it is publicly known....

Isn't it society
whose job it is
to kill the demon with kindness?

charity
and parties
and gifts
and happy smiling...

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Crazy lady with model outfits – what now? You’ll see in a moment *hint* she’s a taker, not a giver ~!
Hah! She’s straight-out self-confident –...

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The vomit stench of ******** 
reeks from the webcam
as the living dirt approaches.

She is so free from restraint:
goodbye natural law
and biblically derived morality,
for the personalism...

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Barack Obama!
Stop the drama!
Dick Cheney
You make it rainy!
Britney Spears
brings me beers
One size fits em
said Ashley Simpson ;)
stop the hate
of Bill Gates
Its Mrs Gates
who fluctuates!
50 cents
Nippy...

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skinny jeans
converse shoes
britney spears taylor swift
jonas bros tiger beat
magic mood
disco music
pop music
late dates
summer kisses and holding eachothers hands
double dates and triple dates magic
decade magic
now magic
rock...

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KEEPING IT REAL, part 1 (Still Keeping it Real is below)

Rent one to own
Feel like a conquering hero
The most life-like robotic woman
The "Caesar-Says-5-point-zero"
With all the...

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People always claim to have knowledge on ADHD,
but they lie,
I know this because factual knowledge is hard to come by.

Kids are not told of the...

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She reads my poems
So I thought I'd give her something good to read
Dark long haired beauty 
even though she threatens 
to cut it real short...

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If Britney gets another chance
This time she better wear some pants
When getting out her SUV
She’s shown us more than we should see


5th place finish in...

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the game we play of how to escape a concentration camp
music movies and art
there seem to be people tortured in our media
michael jackson...Britney spears...Jay Leno...

nothing...

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For the debt I'm OWEN WILSON
I'll be ROBIN THICKE stacks of cash
Between me ANNA FARIS wheel
LORDE I can't raise that kind of stash

But now I...

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He is stuck in the chimney,
which I think Britney
Spears would find very funny.

He's moving his legs in the air,
birds looking at him with no care
as...

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I just wanted to let you know,
That I have heard your prayer.
Because I had to answer no,
You thought I was unfair.

I will not cause a...

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What if I happened to win the lottery
What would I do with the money
Spend it on all kinds of frivolous things
Or a year long trip...

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A few years ago, "The window is right there."
Was a reoccurring thought
"The knife is in the kitchen."
Were words that haunted my mind
"No one would miss...

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Oh, there used to be a Decoration Day
Set aside for our Civil War dead,
That later was changed to honor all those gone
That live on in...

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