Best Boy Scouts Poems

If all of you out there are good Boy Scouts
Better be sure to eat your brussel sprouts
And have hog jowls along with some grits
Even if someone said Shallotte is the pits.

In church basement, Boy Scouts are meeting;
When they began, God are always greeting
So from all...

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Calling all Girl Scouts!
It’s time to make noise,
‘Cause if you so choose
You can hang with the Boys!

Perhaps someone thought
That you envied their clan
And would be better off
With a role model man.

But it somehow seems wrong
If the name stays the same,
For the Boy Scouts implies
There’s no...

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Baptists and Boy Scouts

So have you heard the latest scoop;
Baptist Church has told each scout troop
Gays aren't good for church anymore
And people about Baptists are really sore.

God said, "We are all equal in eyes of the Lord,"
How can all of the Baptists really afford
And have...

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