Best Bloomers Poems

blossoms
bright bursts of life
each branch trembles, dancing
dressed for spring in Easter bonnets
hopeful.







~ 1st Place ~  in the "Modern Or Traditional Cinquain" Poetry Contest, William Kekaula, Judge & Sponsor...

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Hillary’s bloomers

I’ve got some fresh news on Chuck Schumer
Though some still believe it a rumor
The cameras did click
Producing a pic
Of him wearing Hillary’s bloomers



Maybe I should have written Pelosi's bloomers...nah, same thing....

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Baggy  Bloomers
Did u ever stop to wonder about the baggy ass old bean .
It was in the sixties when we had the skin tight jeans.
When it was cool the skin tight jeans and body shirts so fine.
When you could see so shapely the women...

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We stand stately and beautifully along the
front lawn of a gentle lady who loves flowers.
Our biggest dream is that we will grow and be like her.
She's kind and giving, and her life greets you with a smile.

JERRY used to lean against the front roof of...

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Sexy bloomers for my taunting body 
some days I get flashy 
some days I get sassy 
some days I drive naked, in my Audi

May 5 2023...

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I
power supply fails 
bright moon: substitute
square cloud-houses smile light

II
african winter
less sun - enough for some: 
marigold, geranium exult...

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Spoke to a bloke
from Blighty
whose wife
wouldn't wear a nightie
when she rolled over
he told me
her ankles were tangled
then turned back
her throat strangled
all the more
'I can't retire' she sleepily said
so instead she wore
bloomers to bed
...

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