Best Black Humor Poems

there was a redneck scarlet woman
who screamed blue murder
after seeing red in a blue movie
making purple passionate love in the pink
to the yellow peril who was green with envy...

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At the police station a case of a guy stabbed
48 times and one last cut on the neck ...
The experts came to the conclusion that the guy
committed suicide ...!
48 stabs himself and cut his neck ...!?

Another guy shot himself in the ear and didn't die...

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in memory of my great friend
Rudi Rubberoid

Grossialdo! Grossialdo!
Rip the face off Uncle Waldo!
Scare that fellow once too often!
Nail 'im in a wooden coffin!
Plant 'im nicely six feet under!
Leave 'im there and let 'im wonder!
Dig 'im up when heartbeat ceases!
Cook 'im for his giggly nieces!—
Yuk! Old...

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      It is not a person who is born blind,
         who does not want to see,
       but rather out of convenience...!...

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