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Best Black Humor Poems


Nightman
...The dark crept with its black humor
Rallied at the little girls feet
Dared her to move by casting his shadow
Made of a witches broom and a boogeyman
He screamed at the trees and made the tremble
Whil......

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Categories: black humor, childhood, fear, mystery, dark,
Form: Personification
Premium Member Haiku Inspired By Video Games
...angry birds in flight
think of how you’d feel -
black humor perhaps

Brian Johnston
July 12, 2016......

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Categories: black humor, dark, games, humor,
Form: Haiku
Black Humor In a Grey Area
...there was a redneck scarlet woman
who screamed blue murder
after seeing red in a blue movie
making purple passionate love in the pink
to the yellow peril who was green with envy......

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Categories: black humor, blue, green, purple, red,
Form: Prose Poetry

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



A Pie Rhyme
...i have been hating you so long time
that strictly speaking i forgot
why strictly speaking i so hate you
and who you strictly speaking are

In modern Russian poetry, there is such a genre as ......

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Categories: black humor, humor,
Form: Blank verse
A Pie Rhyme
...a human rights defender said you
complain in vain about the life 
thanks be to god it’s a free country
nobody's forcing you to live

In modern Russian poetry, there is such a genre as "stish......

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Categories: black humor, humor,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member Grossialdo
...in memory of my great friend
Rudi Rubberoid

Grossialdo! Grossialdo!
Rip the face off Uncle Waldo!
Scare that fellow once too often!
Nail 'im in a wooden coffin!
Plant 'im nicely six ......

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Categories: black humor, fantasy, friendship, horror, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



Black Humor
...At the police station a case of a guy stabbed
48 times and one last cut on the neck ...
The experts came to the conclusion that the guy
committed suicide ...!
48 stabs himself and cut his neck ........

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Categories: black humor, allegory, art, humor, satire,
Form: Prose Poetry
FAKE BLINDNESS poetrix
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      It is not a person who is born blind,
         who does not want to see,
       but rather out of convenience...!......

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Categories: black humor, allusion,
Form: Free verse
A Pie Rhyme
...the moons cause tides the stars cause yawning
the midday sun can cause sunstroke 
a nasa staffer thought before he
passed out on miami beach

In modern Russian poetry, there is such a genre ......

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Categories: black humor, humor,
Form: Blank verse
A Pie Rhyme
...a quiz a drama by shakespeare
the answers possible afreet
othello frued prosopagnosia
sesquipedalian subfusc

In modern Russian poetry, there is such a genre as "stish'ok-pirozh'ok" (a pie r......

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Categories: black humor, humor,
Form: Blank verse
A Pie Rhyme
...i've put my hands over your eyes oh
i’d better not do that andre
bernard fernando francis clement
george jeffrey harry gregory

In modern Russian poetry, there is such a genre as "stish'ok-p......

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Categories: black humor, humor,
Form: Blank verse
Mini Drama: Sturmabteilung 3
...Among the hearing participants, some stayed put, some cast curious eyes outside with craned necks, some stood up and began to pace around or away, but nobody was seriously scared, nor were there any ......

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Categories: black humor, angst,
Form:
A Pie Rhyme
...i am the only one who knows
we broke up on the other hand
about the fact we were lovers
nobody knows even you

In modern Russian poetry, there is such a genre as "stish'ok-pirozh'ok" (a pie ......

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Categories: black humor, humor,
Form: Blank verse
A Pie Rhyme
...oh no said sandra and ran out
the chapel the invited guests
the priest the family the girlfriends
look at the empty hearse in awe 

In modern Russian poetry, there is such a genre as "stish'......

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Categories: black humor, humor,
Form: Blank verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry