Best Beets Poems
I Will Not Eat BeetsAll, please see, there is no way to make me eat
this taste-ache food, more awful than green peas;
not served cold, not cooked hot, not fresh or old.
Even my Father’s pleas in whispers or loud shouts,
could not make me fake bite it for a napkin spit...
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Categories:
beets, food, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Pickled BeetsUsed to know a girl
Was obsessed with pickled beets
Her skin was beet red
© Jack Ellison 2014...
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Categories:
beets, humorous,
Form:
Haiku
Pickling BeetsI’m just dead and so sorrowful inside
It feels like no one cares I feel this way
I’m full of dread and God’s merciful humility soaks away my pride
The feels of his absence — I feel today
My brother is nearly dead in the streets
It’s my fault it...
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Categories:
beets, angst, brother, nature,
Form:
Lyric
Beets In a JarMust I take those beets in a jar?
What??? Have you no caviar?
Written July 30, 2021
Especially for “Panic At the Food Bank" Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Kai Michael Neumann...
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Categories:
beets, food, humorous,
Form:
Couplet