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Premium Member I Will Not Eat Beets
All, please see, there is no way to make me eat
this taste-ache food, more awful than green peas;
not served cold, not cooked hot, not fresh or old.
Even my Father’s pleas in whispers or loud shouts,
could not make me fake bite it for a napkin spit...

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Categories: beets, food, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Pickled Beets
Used to know a girl
Was obsessed with pickled beets
Her skin was beet red


© Jack Ellison 2014...

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Categories: beets, humorous,
Form: Haiku
Pickling Beets
I’m just dead and so sorrowful inside
It feels like no one cares I feel this way
I’m full of dread and God’s merciful humility soaks away my pride
The feels of his absence — I feel today

My brother is nearly dead in the streets
It’s my fault it...

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Categories: beets, angst, brother, nature,
Form: Lyric

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Premium Member Beets In a Jar
Must I take those beets in a jar?
What??? Have you no caviar?


Written July 30, 2021
Especially for “Panic At the Food Bank" Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Kai Michael Neumann...

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Categories: beets, food, humorous,
Form: Couplet

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