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Beets In a Jar

Must I take those beets in a jar?
What??? Have you no caviar?


Written July 30, 2021
Especially for “Panic At the Food Bank" Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Kai Michael Neumann

Copyright © L Milton Hankins | Year Posted 2021

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Caren Krutsinger

July 31, 2021 at 7:02 PM

Sweet couplet Hank.

L Milton Hankins

July 31, 2021 at 7:06 PM

Glad you liked it. I rather liked it myself, and I don't like beets or caviar, which makes it all the funnier to me.

July 30, 2021 at 10:37 PM

Ha ha, this is good, Milton:) Jan said it right:)

L Milton Hankins

July 31, 2021 at 7:31 AM

Thanks for your thoughts, Jo. I appreciate it. :>)

July 30, 2021 at 5:28 PM

Lol! L. Milton, This is a good one:-)Alexis

L Milton Hankins

July 30, 2021 at 6:23 PM

Thanks, Alexis. I'm glad you got a good laugh out of my couplet for the contest.

July 30, 2021 at 4:18 PM

ha ha ha, but beggars cant be choosers eh lol:-) hugs Jan xx

L Milton Hankins

July 30, 2021 at 5:19 PM

That seems to be the case at the Food Pantry. LOL

July 30, 2021 at 2:45 PM

My sentiments exactly! Great one, Milt. love it! ~ gw

L Milton Hankins

July 30, 2021 at 5:20 PM

Thank you, gw. Thanks. I knew you'd enjoy this!

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