Best Bee In Her Bonnet Poems

I never enter every contest on soup 
Sometimes sponsors can be very hard to please
Achieving first place is not always a breeze
Some don’t like me...

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It's Halloween, that spooky time of year, 
when scary monsters prowl the streets all night. 
The costumes sometimes give us such a fright - 
our...

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Behold the busy bumblebee
Gathering pollen and nectar, his treasure.
He transports it home
To be stored in a comb
For his queen to dine on at her leisure.

How...

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My heart is heavy; I’m feeling so sad,
in recent contests I have failed to place.
I don’t think my work is really that bad
So I will...

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Sportin' a wrap on one foot
A hard grimace set on his jaw
A Beagle walked in, holdin a grudge
Because somebody shot his paw!

He growled, "Pour me...

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WOMAN WRITER

If interviewed on the subject of the sonnet
What man has brought me endless cups of tea?
They’ll say I’ve got a Queen Bee in my...

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There was a lady from Connet
Who got a bee in her bonnet.
She untied the string
To be rid of the thing
But her mouth opened upon it....

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I've not just got a bee in my bonnet
No I have a swarm
My temper has gone through the roof
My face as red as a robin
Cheeks...

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flirt the butterfly with the flowers
bee in a bonnet I see a dragon fly
over the lilly pads luring the frog
as a damsel bug not in...

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Can’t write me a good sonnet
It’s a bee in my bonnet
The words will NOT rhyme
It is such a crime
Others have gone and done it!

Piece of...

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So many people have a bee in their bonnet
Uptight and cranky, makes me wanna vomit
Mellow out, great advice
It's a very small price
Soar through the heaven's...

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I entered a contest the other day
Waited patiently for it to be judged
Oh drat - I’ve got yet another N/A
The ‘glowing comments’ I received were...

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Mandated this faux gremlin explorer
(alias Cliff Ford) donning reinforced
rubber baby buggy bumpers to dodge
any errant wild jaguar, ram, thunder bird,
bee in blue bonnet hood lamb,...

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bee in the bonnet
bad tempered flowers poisoned
climate in the hive

 © Harry J Horsman 2019...

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They warned me about getting a bee in my bonnet since I'd become obsessed with trying to write a flying insect sonnet.



10-9-16...

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