Best Bed Bug Poems

BED BUGS BITES

It's time to fix the mattress
fluffy pillows and blankets,
enough room for just one more.
BITE ME' if you can!

Swat after, swat, after swat! ...

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Not Let Each Bed Bug Bite

In the form section Poetry Soup
should start having Horn Haiku.

Many things I left behind
Any of them cannot find
When all are...

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My pants are tucked snug beneath the socks on my feet.
I also wear gloves tucked beneath my long sleeves.
I wear a full facial mask of...

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The Bedbugs Come To Call 
  
By Elton Camp

All my life I’ve heard of this pest
In filthy houses they come to nest

Bed bugs you...

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I opened my heart 
Where lies my brook?
Where are thou my Raven?
Our land is in FAMINE
Almost like that of the Israelites
I cried with millions
Wept for...

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A known politician
Like the bed bug, they bite
Anything that comes their sight
Without being given the right
They are well known for earning more than a stipend
But...

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I do not like how bed bugs prey
They feast upon us night and day
Praise God be kind
Grant peace of mind
And blow those blood-suckers away!...

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Stop being so delusional;
there is no such thing as love.
A man in love is one who lost a few screws.
Love is another word for insanity.

Remember...

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THE BUG

I was bitten by a bug
It wasn't the bed-bug kind
It didn't hurt to feel the bite,
The attack was in my mind.

This bug was a...

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"long suffering," is one of the fruit
fruit of the Spirit, make no mistake;
it means patience, not just a mood
like a ruler that will never break.

Sometimes...

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I was relaxing one night while reading in bed,
then felt something crawling, as I froze with dread.
Fearing it could be a spider or a dreaded...

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Scratching a bug bite.
      A bug bit him in the rear.
       Which was the...

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When the moon crochets a pattern so subtle that I think I can hear it;
This is fluid feeling; this is a force I cannot replicate.
A...

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Those who misuse and those who manipulate
Those who spoil and those who date
They are cheap and you think they are royal
They may please you but...

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Have you ever prayed, and just after doing so, saw a danger looming?
I prayed the psalms at dawn, at four hours after midnight
My usual time...

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