Best Battle Royal Poems

We shared the good things…
We made the best clings!
We rock everything!
We rule anything.
These just define us.


Started to mess…
Stained your white dress.
All out of war
Is what you want

Prepare for
A battle
Of royals.

Let’s get…
Things on!

Match!...

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Popeye and Pluto
Fought a battle royal
   Over a thin vial
   Of virgin Olive Oil...

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So many beauties to choose from,
None could be referred to as scum.
They becloud my sense of duties ~
To choose from, so many beauties

Many of them wear their smiles proud,
My sense of duties they becloud.
Their hearts beg for true love and care.
Their smiles proud, many of...

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