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Best Barracuda Poems

Below are the all-time best Barracuda poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of barracuda poems written by PoetrySoup members


Barracuda Alma
Alma was a Barracuda, married two times four,
she knew the game, she played so well and never failed to score.

So, when the chance came about...

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Categories: barracuda, adventure, caregiving, funny, care,



DEEP-FRIED BARRACUDA

I'm feelin' real goodah in my bermuda
munching on crisp, deep-fried barracuda.

It amuses me to think that on my plate
pieces of a ferocious predator wait

to be...

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Categories: barracuda, funnyme,

Fried Barracuda
I'm feelin' strangely goodah
here in Bermuda,

     munching on hot, crispy, 
     deep-fried barracuda;

    ...

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Categories: barracuda, animals, funny, happiness, me,

She's Abusive and That's Conclusive
There was a fussy bovine named Flossy
who was snooty and always so bossy
her udders would droop
when she took a poop
She bellowed until her eyes got...

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Categories: barracuda, introspection,

Premium Member Offshore Fishing Adventure
So far offshore, but nothing was biting

Six-pack behind me looked so inviting

     New rod I placed on the deck

  ...

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Categories: barracuda, funny, seame,

Premium Member Which Fish Lures You
It’s said there are many fish in the sea
So which type of fish would you choose to be
The sharks and jellyfish I would avoid
Swimming with...

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Categories: barracuda, fish,

Premium Member If I Were Really Rich
If I were really rich, I would live in beautiful Bermuda,

Sipping rum swizzles and fishing for wily barracuda!

I'd buy a fancy sports car in which...

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Categories: barracuda, paradise,

Playing With Words
I went through the alphabet and wrote the first word that came to mind in alphabetical order then I put them into a poem. I...

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Categories: barracuda, cheer up, confusion, dedication,

Premium Member Sea Food
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Categories: barracuda, funny

THE ARCHAEOLOGISTS WIFE
THE ARCHAEOLOGIST’S WIFE
Sorry I cannot say her name, you all know her well
She was my brother’s wife at the Kimmerdale
My brother was an archaeologist
He found...

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Categories: barracuda, fun,

All
9/9/17


A continual downfall
Daily was at a crawl
From so much alcohol
This problem I'm going to solve
When you keep bringing in the haul
It's sad how many of...

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Categories: barracuda, how i feel, perspective,

In His Valley The Shadow Of Death
Ten thousand chains their bayonets piercing one's flesh; embedded
Spirit's these devilish hooks bereaved it's mastery ? Gomorrah, enchanted
Of baroque embellished your melodies a millstone, pulling...

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Categories: barracuda, baptism, love,

The Sharks and the Baracudas
One calm summer night
I visited the city aquarium and
I noticed the sharks and the barracudas
Playing a lovely game of tennis
Yeah, the sharks and
The Barracudas are...

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Categories: barracuda, imagination, inspirational, philosophy,

Cowabunga
7/13/17



Cowabunga
I'm coming in with a hunga munga
Near and far from any rotunda
Going in and out the umbra
While close and beyond yucca
Across desert, grassland, forest and...

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Categories: barracuda, dark, fun, perspective, poetry,

Drawning
Under the immersion of raging seas
in the middle of the waters unforetold,
My heart is a distant from its desires
and I am overwhelmed

I am succumbing, with...

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Categories: barracuda, crush,

I'm Crazy on You-A Tribute to HEART
I’m Crazy on You - A Tribute to HEART

Falling in love is the oldest story in the world.
Alas! I’ve become one of the fallen ones.
Now...

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Categories: barracuda, love,

Who Need Enemies
Who need enemies
when I have a rat friend like you
My sister tried to warn me,
and my brother did too

They always said at your core,
you were...

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Categories: barracuda, betrayal, humor, humorous, relationship,

Liberty Bow Face

Red power mode
White digital
Blue logo

My, oh my ...
sweet apple pie!
Patriotic American cheese is turning sour Kraut commie
Democracy is Wisconsin curdling ... penicillin shot
needed between the...

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Categories: barracuda, allusion, imagery, truth, wisdom,

Invertebrate Indecision

When Miss Doubtfire moved in
to their heart,
she entered dragon tail swinging
Plastered smiling walls of bachelor resistance
got knocked down
at every single candlelight date demolition

And as the...

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Categories: barracuda, humorous, metaphor, relationship, satire,

Coffee Boy

There’s an important meeting
on the upcoming shark calendar itinerary
A prospectus offer from a suitor company
demands an improper greeting
The boss lady wanna know
who’s gonna lead the...

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Categories: barracuda, business, corruption, humorous, satire,

Caught Undertow

While casual, coral reef cruising, marlin flygirl fishing,
my dinghy eyes got capsized 
into the shimmy-ing belly of a barracuda
Crustacean curiosity got sent on an abdominal...

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Categories: barracuda, allusion, imagery, love hurts,

Goodah!

                        ...

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Categories: barracuda, animals, happiness, life,

Premium Member Caren Would You
I wake up in consternation, it is a day off. 
No schedule, no paperwork, no boss.
I smile as this statement amuses me.
I have a boss,...

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Categories: barracuda, teacher,