Best Barracuda Poems

Alma was a Barracuda, married two times four,
she knew the game, she played so well and never failed to score.

So, when the chance came about to scam a naive Sailor,
she knew she had to do her best to take the drunken whaler.

He told her she...

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I'm feelin' real goodah in my bermuda
munching on crisp, deep-fried barracuda.

It amuses me to think that on my plate
pieces of a ferocious predator wait

to be poked and stabbed by my silvery fork.
It could've been me in the jaws of this dork.

Is this the terrible terror...

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I'm feelin' strangely goodah
here in Bermuda,

     munching on hot, crispy, 
     deep-fried barracuda;

          it amuses me to think that
         ...

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A creature of immense size, unlike any I'd witnessed prior,
Its teeth were razor-sharp, resembling a saw used for felling trees,
Covered in an abundance of daunting scales,
It resounded with a thunderous roar within the balmy waters of the Sea of Galilee.
What eluded me was capturing it...

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