Best Barnaby Poems

I'm a PI named Barnaby Jones and I send killers to jail.
But when people receive my bills, they always yell.
Three years ago I exonerated a woman's husband of murder.
She screamed when she got my bill, you should've heard her.
I make plenty of money, I sure...

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A mean peg legged pirate called Barnaby
Was once a great terror out on the sea
He robbed and left many dead
They put a price on his head
He was smart and always managed to flee

The navy got a new ship that was fast
Mean peg legged Barnaby’s luck...

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Barnaby the Koala was 70 years old.
He sat in a tree, and knowledge he sold.

Barnaby the Kolala was wise as can be.
His ways were particularly unique.

Barnaby the Koala's days were ending.
His last words: "My wise nature was always pretending".

Barnaby the Koala was a huge liar.
He...

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