Best Ballocks Poems

TING means “thing” said she who masquerades as my niece with the tongue stud and nose ring. 
We used to put them in our ear, now they put them anywhere
BRAH is new for “bro” and does not have to be of your blood
Normal requirements would...

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Forget The Warnings

All your life you heard
Be careful
Don’t get hurt
Now, you remember the warnings
But, it is so hard to listen
You know you want to do it
Place your foot on the board
And take the first step
You know that you have the ballocks
So, ignore your past
Forget all...

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