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Hoodwinking



I'm as honest as the day is long which means

I'm more honest during the longer days of summer

So if I tell you something in the winter

Take it with a grain of salt

There's a good chance I'm hoodwinking you

If you ask me directly, of course I will lie

In the middle of the summertime

I'll be forced to divulge all my past exploits in lurid detail

For I am unable to tell a lie

In the spring and fall it's a fifty-fifty proposition

Maybe I'm lying, maybe I'm not!

Have I totally confused you?

I need to go lie down!



© Jack Ellison 2015